Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not this horse. That's why I'd like to have one day...
Dr Trotter, Dr J Trotter,
Are you telling me you had the boy hold Charity back for eight races?
How do you explain the $2,400 hidden in your shoes?
Calling trainer Mel Stutey.
Ruined it.
- Some coke dealer went nuts again. - Heavy better, make room!
- It just doesn't work that way! - If my horse loses, I'll wring your neck!
- Over here! - Excuse me. Pardon me.
- I don't want you to lose all our money. - Pam, darling, sweetheart,
800 on the Buick, 450 on furniture, Pam's cruise, that's...
I don't know, I feel different today. Today is not like yesterday.
When I collect, I settle his sheet.
Bullshit! You bet an American horse with a foreign jockey up,
He says you're over the limit.
- Everybody's looking for Looney. - He said you were a jerk.
I didn't realise we were having a beauty contest at the track today.
Because they're having a very good day.
Doldrums coma and ice cream
Don't "honey" me! Besides, I'm drunk.
- Rock It is in there, and Moon Beams... - Come on, you son of a bitch!
I'm calling my attorney and telling him to go for your balls!
- Put $10 on him. Who knows? - Who knows?
Who cares? Who cares?
I have a very close friend who drives a cab.
The Jockey Club. You called me.
- I don't know. Where's your friend? - Who, Bernie?
There you go!
- It's no good any more. - See?
- Hey, Loon! - Mr Looney to you!
- Really? Where? - Where's the money?
I don't deserve this anguish.
Come on, Stargazer, move it!
I enjoy gambling I’m having a very good day.
on the four horse, Stargazer, to show.
- Dead men can't pay. - Don't go back to the track.
...25-1 will pay you...
Bet heavy. You'll laugh all the way to the bank.
This horse could only be ridden by a Chinese jockey.
We're putting everything we've got on Charity's hot nose.
You've been arrested? Where's the money?
This is incredible! I can't believe this!
It's him! It's him! He's here!
More ground to cover!
- You have the right to remain silent. - I want the right to bet Lord Byron!
You can't shine a torch between them!
- Who do you like? - Four.
- The odds? - The number came to me as you got in!
Away they go!
- Every last cent! - Yeah!
- We're married. - Oh. We're not.
- Who do you like? - Up Yours, number one.
'Cause the track officials will be all over your ass.
because the only reason I won is that you didn't bet!
Do you mean that?
- I didn't open it. - If you touch it, it's your fortune.