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I don't need a place that big. Do I need that?
Anybody want a beer before I go home?
Do you come here...
20, 40, 60, 80, one...
Marry me?
How could you not do this? How could I expect you to do anything but this?
Who's her orthodontist? Ray Charles?
We're rich.
The winning time, one minute 36...
Mean what?
I know you're trying to give me a break.
No one's giving anything away. And Bernie's rich,
All these bums here said you were nothing but a quitter.
I'm just as hopeless to think you'd have any consideration for my feelings.
Hi.
12 years' rent, 200 for champagne, 100 for roses.
- You never know. - No, you never know! Yeah!
At the quarter pole, still Charity, Blurred lmage on the outside!
Yes, sir! Here, have the daily double.
I went out in the thing and I...
It's quiet.
It's Saturday, babe. Why?
Yes, I think Charity can win!
Please note that this afternoon's main race has been taken off the turf
- Stargazer on the inside... - Come on! Please!
- I don't like you one fuck! - Another curse, I'll blast your head off!
- The horse, it's worth 5 or 6 grand. - Those the papers?
- That's right. - I have to give you 48 $50 win tickets
Son of a bitch! What am I going to do with you? You lousy bum!
Now, that's a man!
Your life is going down the drain, right?
I may not have a bunch of money, but I know I did the right thing,
$2,450.
Weirder and weirder.
Even when you know, you never know.
- Who do you like in the second? - The six horse looks good.
I won't forget this. I will not forget this.
You're hopeless!
- You know, I figured out my problem. - Yeah? Share it with me.
Two horses pulled away, and one's yours!
- You like Chiquita's Banana in the first? - Who?
- I think he's dead. - Hey, Looney, here it is.
- 150 what? - The number's the key!
- There's the guy and the other guy... - Keep your voice down.
The only way Charity can lose on Saturday
- Excuse me! Excuse me! - Did you see that?
- Where to? - Ramada Inn.
Hurry up with that rum!
- Should you lose this receipt... - He won't lose it.
- So, what do you want? - I don't know.
The horses for the fifth race are on the track.
You screwed me.
- How much do you want? - No, I won $710 and came to thank you.
Bought my wife a diamond necklace. I'm OK.
Good. You can't think of nothing. Not even women.
I'd hate to walk around this joint with $700 cash!
Look at the five horse. Looks like it's asleep.
If I do, it'll be you that won't believe what's going on!
A winner knows when it's time to quit.
Moon Beams is in front, Fleet Dreams is coming after him on the inside!
Hi, Cheeseburger.
- What? You like the odds on lightning? - These are guys rehearsing for a play!
Let it ride.
Your bet will go through the computer that adjusts the Tote board odds.
Two jugs pop up, it'll take 17 minutes to get rid of them.
Moon Beams and Fleet Dreams, Up Yours and Banana King...
There he is!
No. That would be illegal.