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But I like space. Space!
- Trotter. - Sidney.
- Tense! Yes. - You didn't make a copy?
And I got you a nice little gift here.
- Vicki. - Trotter.
- I thought a hamburger cost $1.50? - Honest mistake.
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Today's main track is listed as fast.
What wonderful people!
Looney!
Kill one for me.
That's what the fortune says. "You can be walking around lucky and not know it."
Can we have two spots on the rail, and I'll pay you after the fourth race?
...it's Saturday right now!
Put this on your list, Mr "I won't gamble"! What happened to that?
He'll hear!
Neither am I... Hey, I thought we had it won, but you never know.
Are you telling me you had the boy hold Charity back for eight races?
Sorry. Excuse me.
- I like the number six horse. - Lord Byron?
Just relax.
Nobody in his right mind bets the four horse!
- There you go! - $5 a space, 23 to 24 spaces a race,
I thought we'd find you at that dump across the street.
- Really? - That's correct.
It's only money.
Because there is no racing without betting.
- How could I ruin it? - You touched it.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
I play the circuit. One track closes, another one opens.
In sports where you need teams, letters appear!
2,000...
The $5 window is just over there.
I've decided to become an alcoholic. It's the healthiest thing I've ever done.
- I got bad news. I can't afford this... - The love I got for you is man to man.
- A football salesman? - No, it's me, Vicki.
I don't want to assume something I shouldn't. What time is it?
I can make everything up to Pam, be out of the hole, and I'll be on my way.
Lord Byron has lost the rider!
- 40-1 odds in The Morning Line! Jesus! - That'll go down. I like the Packers.
Come down here and see. You won't believe what's going on!
Has gambling affected your reputation?
- What do you see? - Your horse is on the outside.
- Sorry! - I'm terribly sorry.
- The five's a mortal lock. - You can play a tune on the three's ribs.
- It's too late! - Come on, Trotter! It doesn't matter.
75?
Last-minute strategy.
- Flowers? - No, thank you.
- Let the guy have it, OK? He's sweet. - The winner of the tenth race,
Hey, Trotter, who do you like in the first? Who do you like? Come on!
It's pointing to you. How do you know what it means?
- 25, 2, 3... - The funny thing is,
- She's got very long legs. - Right.
Maybe one more time. But after that, no more.
We just had a vibe on the five horse, Sink Or Swim!
Looney!
He looks different.
- Come on, Fleet Dreams! - ... Up Yours on the inside, Rock lt...
- First, I clear my mind of everything. - That shouldn't take long.
- Yeah! Seven horse. - Seven horse. All right!
Follow me, sir.
They go from my ass all the way to the floor. My legs.
Just let me win this once. Just let me win this one last one.
- I am pretty mad! - Seen Looney?
A girl's gotta decide what's important, money or love.
- Think I'm so rich I don't need any extra? - Want to know how I got the three?
- Bernie lost his ass already today. - Whoa! Zip it!
Out!
Thanks.
and not bet on them.