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Say he gets $20, not the regular $10.
- I'm going home. - Good.
on the number two horse, which is called Hot-To-Trot.
I might be having one right now.
I can't give you $50 win tickets. That's over 1,300 tickets.
OK.
- Three! - What do you mean?
I'll pay for Looney when I settle here, OK?
He's mine! You're mine.
- You finished with that? - Knock yourself out, pal.
- Shall I call when I win? - Yes!
- Why do you like this Faith Healer? - Talking to me?
- Seven. - No way on earth!
I'm due.
In case you get hungry or thirsty before the race ends?
Did I win? Son of a bitch!
- Is that caviar fresh? - Yes, sir.
You want to know how I got it?
My!
Yo, Mr Trotter! Mr Trotter, you have a minute?
Have you a pen?
You know, I told you guys which horse I was going to bet.
When you see your buddy, please pass along this message, "Pay up."
$50 on June Bug to win!
I knew it!
They put little kids on the four horse to have their pictures taken.
Really! I wouldn't kid you. I'm up $2,500. I'm having a very good day.
Must have borrowed it.
- Oh, God! - That's incredible!
I'll leave Bernie. Pure love from now on.
- Exactly. - Yeah.
You're gambling...
You won!
I've met all kinds of characters but, believe me, pal, you are the champ.
It's not just a cookie!
Charity hesitated momentarily, but there goes Charity, in quietly now.
Right over there, sir.
- Vicki. - What?
- Why? - I always bet on five.
- No shit! - Let it ride!
You get the tip of your life.
- I wouldn't bet mine, either. - You don't understand.
A toast!
Hey, I'm trying to educate you guys!
Hey, what did I do? What did I do?
- I can't explain this. Play the tape again. - Trotter!
- I really love you. - Well, that's...
Trainer A J Brady please contact the stewards.
Well, besides, I only got $10.
So will the IRS. You can't win that kind of money without owning up.
I haven't picked a winner in 27 races
What are you doing?
You can't put a price on a day like that, can you?
- Down payment on a new fridge. - ...80, two...
- Stay on the track! - It can't hear!
- Is a pencil OK? - Thanks.
...very sweet.
I like the six horse.
Gambling involves risk. It involves chance. It involves uncertainty.
you are in the Jockey Club at the racetrack at 1.45 Saturday afternoon,
- Pam... - Go make your bet.
Gambling involves risk. It involves chance. It involves uncertainty.
Your friend's down $800, and some change.
Bet heavy. You'll laugh all the way to the bank.
I think I'll go bet it.
Trotter, what's the matter with you?
I hope someday you're two seconds late.