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Sink Or Swim coming forward, then it'll be Chiquita Banana and Blurred lmage.
you know that.
You haven't picked a winner in 27 races
Let me get this straight,
Fantasy god like Kai
my jockey says the jockey riding Faith Healer
'Cause the track officials will be all over your ass.
At second last, Banana King is on the outside. They come for home!
- I'm having a very good day! - We're checking on a Mr J Trotter.
If you don't give it to me now, I'll cause a scene.
Hey, you want to know my philosophy?
Nobody make a move!
I'm going to drink every day, morning, noon and night.
You look a little taller.
- Blurred lmage is coming in... - Don't do this to me!
I spent some on the little woman, but basically, yeah, it's all there.
Next race, I'm putting up 27 stars. It's good, but I wouldn't bet my grandma.
You got more guts than sense. I love it!
Let it ride.
I can't see!
The horses are all in line.
- Who's she talking about? - You want another round?
Welcome home.
Yeah!
... Guys And Dolls in last.
I really hope you win.
I got you a little bubbly.
Sweetie honey?
- I was getting worried about you. - I bet 20 on the favourite.
Some big places, some dumps.
- Who would believe bullshit like that? - What?
I didn't! I made the bet that we were both going to bet!
9 races a day is...
Terribly sorry.
OK? I will, I swear.
Seven tracks makes it 700 racing days a year. $ 1,400,000 a year! This is a...
The horses have now reached the starting gate.
Screw it!
- Until he sneaks off and screws you! - You!
Right, I will now issue you with a receipt to the value of your wager, $68,000,
Honey, I'm home. Pam?
Who do you think you are, Jimmy Swaggart? This is a horse race!
- ...approximately $69,000. - This is a lot of money.
- But I defended you. - Yeah!
- I am not Morgan, goddammit! - Swearing in public's illegal.
Stop acting like a hick off the bus!
Pam, you know that race? The one you left before?
You know, when the odds went to 8-1, I knew it! He pissed it all away!
Tell the police officers who I am!
Nobody knows you got money, what's the use of having it?
Not me, pal. I've seen the light.
One win ticket on the number four horse, please.
It's a lot! What can I say?
That's it! There are no copies. I'm not a crook.
I haven't picked a winner in 27 races
Come on, tell me. Come on, it's Cheese! Who do you like? Come on, tell me!
Mismatch moves up on the outside...
This would not be gambling.
- Let it ride. - Is it all in there?
- Fix your skirt, for Christ's sakes! - OK, Bernie.
You really think Charity can win?
Yeah.
100 tip sheets at $3 a piece. That's seven racetracks a day.
You're a wonderful girl.
Which is a lot for a bum.
Lovely. Well, you know what mine says?