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Thank you.
I can't see the two horse!
And that I was to move back home right after work this morning.
- She's new! - What's so damn funny?
Why are you talking to people? This isn't the Olympics.
- I think the two horse was limping! - Shut up or die, you pessimistic jinx!
They lost 75-10, and your pal Looney, went in for a nickel.
He made the bet. Let's go.
This is the only tape?
Mikey who you like?
Sam, are you telling me
- What are you going to do? - I don't know.
I don't believe this!
Oh, yeah! Different than what?
We're going to take everything we've got. Everything I've got!
I'm walking around in yesterday's suit.
- There are all kinds of balls. - One of his is crystal!
I belong over in the Jockey Club,
He really, really likes me!
- How was it? - Going down the drain.
- What are you going to do? - I know what he's not going to do.
zero, zero.
Jay, God loves everybody.
Hardly nobody likes three.
My God!
We're going to put it all together into one big pile.
That's poetic.
And a case of light beer to the jockey. I'm not kidding!
Look, I have to go home.
- What's my end? - The tip of your life.
He's going in. Vague Lady a little restless inside the gate.
Would you like to drink, sir?
- Marty's, where all the pigs wallow. - I like your shoes.
- ...six! - Parking tickets.
That would be illegal.
- There. You don't take this? - Are you serious?
You're really asking me if I think Charity can win?
- Would you mind your own business? - She's pert, if you like pert.
I won. We're pretty rich.
It's Sink Or Swim, then Shy Ruler.
number two!
He'd be thrilled if he won.
I'm going to collect $69,000!
I'm hot! Listen to me!
This is the chance that you have all been waiting for.
or Stargazer, and at the wire it's...
- He likes space. - Guess how many bathrooms it has.
- I had the winner. - I didn't lose.
Never!
which can be handy.
Win, win, win!
This!
- Walking tall. - Thank you!
I don't see why not. I'm on the pill.
- I'm getting something. - Lord, give him a break!
I can get it. I'll kill somebody.
These other nags'll die. By the eighth pole, they'll look like they're at a bus stop.
Hi.
My name is Greenberg.
I add half a cent to the prices of my birthday envelopes.
What do you want?
- He said he worked for you. - A shocking incident of bumping!
- Some Banana Daiquiris. - Banana King's in the next race.
I've a house in the Bahamas. I love guts!
Well, well, well!
is if she's struck by lightning in the starting gate.
I'll be passing out on the floor from now on.
- Do I look like a Morgan? - Sit down and shut up! We got Morgan!
Glad I didn't bet.
That would be illegal. Just give me the 5 grand. I'm good for it.
How much does Mr Looney owe you?
The horses have now reached the starting gate.
How much does 48 $50 win tickets
- Hello. - Hi, honey.