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♪ Yeah, I know if I just hang on ♪
She's having, like, a bunch of people over to watch the game.
I just, I want it to be perfect before the game.
Was that a real "good luck" or a snarky "good luck"?
That face? And that voice?
Hey. "Do some good, don't go broke."
That's so nice. Thank you.
to make me see myself the way you see me.
Oh, come on.
You'll be like your other dad.
Ah, it'll just take a second, come on.
Congratulations, Soph.
You got a few years before you got to start
Kevin's blowing up your phone.
Mom's got me doing those stupid college forms.
- That's great. - Have a good night.
- Rosemary? Oh, Rosemary. Yeah? - Yes.
No, I knew that. I'm gonna go get you a...
- Yeah, that's a great idea. - Hmm.
You want them to be dead, not wounded, right?
Say "Audio." Uh, we can change it
Mom, what is my Social Security number?
Hi, Audio.
I'm almost 40 years old and I'm starting a new career.
All right. Good night, sweetheart.
I've always wanted a partner's desk.
You know, hang onto the job,
instead, I just pick up a hammer.
And he's showing everybody pictures of it.
And I know when you get in there and work your magic,
An office with a view.
Half the time, my front door doesn't lock.
No, actually, what we want to do for all of you
Let me up, I got to get ready for work.
- Kevin. - No, it's okay.
- My God. - Yeah.
We'll get new stuff.
Yeah, wherever I want.
Big Three Homes.
Okay.