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And the guy goes, Just bring him over. I'm not doing anything. I'll kill him now.
Your dad died, and you're coming here from his funeral?
...and every day, I don't do it.
Sir, do you know that it's illegal to take a bus on this road?
...or the right amount if you're trying to kill a dog with it.
Yeah, so she had kind of a rough week.
Look, you're the one that said get on the West Side Highway.
Yeah, yeah, yes.
I go to my daughter's school to volunteer sometimes.
I brought home us crying in a few years.
Okay, here's what we're gonna do. Uh....
Well, the little one, she's 4, and she's pretty crazy.
I know too much about life to have any optimism...
Just tell me about your kids.
Why aren't you nervous to be with me?
I volunteer not because I'm a good person but because you have to...
There's nothing else really around here.
Sorry.
Carry me. If I carry you, you won't get stronger.
And I usually go for lunch and recess.
That's horrible, that's offensive.
You go in this school, like thousands of kids, and go:
...Iike a nice Ford Focus with no miles on it...
You're not seriously leaving.
Sir, it's illegal to take a bus on that highway.
Okay. Jesus.
Hey, man, what do you have to do to be a bus driver, nothing?