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Come on. I gotta take a big dump out here.
The doctor said she's got a pretty angry infection, ahem...
So that's why it's hard to start dating, you know?
...that was invented by some Dutch **** in 1773.
That's when they really need grown-ups, is for lunch...
Come on, now.
So I think you should just kill him. That's what I recommend.
How can you be so goddamn irresponsible when you're transporting children?
...and I sleep like a baby.
That's why it's....
...and your yelling is making me feel vulnerable.
I know how to take care of a couple of kids.
Pig, pig, pig, pig.
Uh, okay, kids, here's what's going on. We have a flat tire.
...because it's 2009...
Let's try again.
We are going to get off the bus...
...and then he'll just have this weird, round, furry head...
We have, like, reunions for the funeral.