HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
and the house key they never asked me to return.
I've never been to Palm Springs.
You can make jokes, but if this keeps up,
The book says at this stage of the pregnancy
So then what are you doing here buying comic books?
and we will live here?
We sleep together once a year!
in the glove compartment?
opening the freezer and going, "Aw, no strawberry."
Yeah, I'll take you for ice cream.
Good.
I can if you'd just roll over and accept your fate.
Well, the answer is both more and less disturbing
She's always complaining about people at work.
How turned on you are right now.
Okay, why don't you guys stay across the hall
Well, clearly, I lied.
Okay. Well, for starters,
I prefer to think of myself as five-ten,
Let me know when you start, because that wasn't funny!
wise beyond your years, but you're getting up there.