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Hey, i paid For that beer.
Please, miss, Can i just have My beer?
You'll never find A sadder group Of people.
Let's pants him!
Oh, great.
He's charging you A fee and a half, And you want to apologize?
Pants him.
Aw...
Wood, who, uh, Who shunned you Back in hanover?
That's 8% larger Than the average human's.
You know, you really Got to care to go that far.
Damn it, woody. You got gum In my hair,
Class valedictorian.
A man who captured The hearts of america,
Tony, maybe if i showed up There with some scissors,
Those guys Are wrapped up Pretty tight.
The little tiny voice Of a nothing jerk bartender.
As i've said previously, This is an extremely risky
So what were you Saying about This poor sap?
Which could have Negative repercussions.
Oh, yeah. Me, too.
What should we do?
A man who was destined
This is The best group We ever had.
You know, For a minute there, I thought i heard something.
Sam, it's just A little barber humor.
Remember that time carla Put the green marble In his martini glass?
The point being, Of course,
Oh, hill. What, are you On an ugly break?
Yeah. Let's just forget about The whole thing, all right?
I broke a crown.
Just so we could feel Better about ourselves.
Which could easily Get out of hand.
Healthy social Environment.
I haven't understood A thing the poor sap's Said in years.
Sam. The razor.
You know where You can get me.
I beg your pardon?
I'd show you My yearbook,
He's at The hospital now
The one thing you care Most about in the whole world,
"An eye for an eye."