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Then something hit me on the head,
I'm home!
I don't know what you're talking about.
But, yeah, no, I'm... Glad it's behind us.
On the gun charge. Oh, yeah.
At the airport, man says, "Take bag?"
TAHIR: Yes, Phoenix Farms.
How does he do it?
GRETA: Dad? Come in, Dad. Over.
Hey. Look, we're all real glad to have you back.
In fact he does it every day for, how long?
(SIGHS) You tired?
She's a real lemon. Motor mount.
And I get ready to give him the novocaine shot...
Doesn't matter.
Oh, tell her the story. Oh. Ha.
(SIGHS)
All those weeks looking for the kid...
Say you took one of the files out...
Guy stole his bag. Can you believe it? A refugee.
Yeah. Hmm.
No. I remember. It was a week before I met you.
(ALL CHUCKLING)
(LAUGHS)
from an ATM across the street.
(DOOR CLOSES)
Have you ever seen the guys,
You forgot the food, didn't you?
Just hard to sit that long. Legs go to sleep.
Gordo's at Red Wing.
Follow.
(APPLAUSE)
MAN: FBI.
He don't like when I tell this story.
Quiet. Now come on in here, all of you.
But also...
(SIGHS)
who's clearly armed and about to...
You are gonna get me my money, you little shit.
MAN 2: Oh, shut up!
No. I'm just... Logically, I'm saying.
New washer. The old one...
It's just not meant to be.