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Today we have a very important lesson, don't we, Sensei Silver?
And that someday you'd also be the one who'd be protecting this family.
I've invited a bunch of people.
That's a technique that I hope none of us will ever need to use.
I got him good on that one.
[sighs] I don't want to pressure you into doing anything you don't wanna do.
Yeah.
Because there's a lot of land mines out there,
They are wearing cups, right?
Married a rich prick, thinking that would be a good idea.
Oh, yeah. He's hilarious. You guys are gonna get along great.
I told him I should be learning both styles.
[Zack] Oh! [laughs]
Maybe you could ask why he left.
[melancholy music plays]
To the victor go the spoils.
It's like a Jackson Pollock painting.
No points. You hit the mat, you lose. You got it?
[soldier speaks Vietnamese]
♪ Dirty deeds And they're done dirt cheap ♪
My dad left when I was in kindergarten.
It's time. Go on up, get changed.
Anthony, get ready for your first Miyagi-Do lesson.
Kick their asses.
Your mom wants us to have a family dinner tonight,
What was that?
Yeah.
[Miguel sighs]
My McNuggets...
[tense music plays]
what do you think my weakness is?