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No, I want to study spanish!
I wish I was still a lawyer.
- There he is.
Of annie "hot lips" edison.
- It doesn't matter what you want.
Find out how much they'll sell you
And I missed out on you guys,
That was all classic hawkeye.
Speak of the devil, he's right there.
I'm the same uptight jerk I was last semester.
Oh, this is awkward.
At the guy I was last semester,
But he might be a puckish agent of change
Dealing with problems ain't my job no more.
Annie's pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.
It's like christmas morning for the guy.
- I'm just saying it's not exactly watergate.
It is so dope. It's a whole city.
- Oh, it must be nice.
We haven't had spanish class yet.
- I heard that. Let's do it!
- Okay, so since buddy's not leaving,
So this meeting was more just for catching up...
- That's what I thought.
- annie got an essay portion
Slyly sidestepping the problematic scrutiny
- Well, I appreciate that, but--
Lame. Okay, stick and move. Stick and move.
- You're like hawkeye on m.A.S.H.
all day long
Selling to underage students.
And cracking wise
I'm only here because I'm hot for britta,
And I won't let anyone stand in my way.
I mean, you like the dean.