Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I’ve had 3 Red Bulls in the last 15 minutes! Let’s gooooo!!!!!

- Yeah. - Yeah? Is that it?

- Okay? - Okay.

because I'm trying to protect our kids from child molesters and mercury?

And it feels... Amazing

and, you know, neither of us really thought it was gonna happen,

Oh, it's mine, not yours.

- You sure? - Yeah. You look really cute in that.

Don't worry, man. We'll figure it out.

You old as fuck But I’d tear that ass up

What the fuck is this?

I can't. I can't.

that's how you get pink eye!

Tastes like a rainbow.

All I see is our baby getting poked in the face by my penis.

That's all I think about in my head.

I had the chicken pox three times. I have no immunity to it.

You know, my dad told me, Don't move to Northridge.

Gallow man Gallow man

I went where I went, Jason.

You know, I mean, maybe he's just working really hard

I'll be right back, though, all right?

- Did he wear a condom? - Yes.

I think you picked up the wrong one.

That woman is a control freak,

I'll tell you what, man. We could probably get it online in three months.

We had this conversation last night.

Pittston Parade Day

Positive, positive, positive! Up!

- Hey, Allison. Great job. - Thanks.

I used a condom to fuck Colin smith

And tell him if he has to, tell him he needs a teammate or a spotter there.

Okay, see you later.

I'm supposed to see this band tonight in Hollywood.

You're a sweet guy, right?

It's okay. I didn't.

You gonna talk to Allison?

He doesn't have a phone?

No. No pink eye for me.

If a woman’s on top, she can’t get pregnant

Great. We'll talk about the Middle East and maybe an idea of an exit strategy.

- Hello? - Hi. Ben?

- Really? - Yeah.

Let's go. Come on, follow me. You stay here. Stay here.

But, you know, because you're family, you got to share.

- I did tell you. - Well, you didn't,

I bust through the border and I'm a free man!

- This is ridiculous! Why are we... - No, it's not.

I understand how you feel but this isn't up to you.

- You wanna get out of here? - Yeah, let's go.

I mean, granted, gynecology's only a hobby of mine,

Back the fuck off

That's what I did. I mean, I married Debbie when she got pregnant.

I walked in on him masturbating one night.

Okay, come on! Let's go.

Oh, man. Oh, man. You're prettier than I am.

I don't wanna leave the baby in there for long,

Bubbles, what are we talking about yesterday?

Yeah. You know, he was kind of like medium height,

- What else have you been lying about? - Nothing...

Let them be the judge, okay? I think it's funny.

Why did you do it?

I like you, too.

I'm gonna grab my shirt. Just take a seat if you want.

Shit, she's coming back.

Can you grab the video camera?

Okay. Let's do it.

See? Not until four minutes is it really coming.

- Thank you very much. - Great. Good.

It's gold and red, and it's kind of shiny.

- I wasn't. - Why not?

I don't know! I couldn't tell that you didn't have one on!

You're a filthy bitch! And I'd bust your balls.

You guys are crazy. He's acting totally normal and hilarious.

Nobody sits them down, eye-to-eye, one-on-one, and says, Cut the shit.

About the work, most immediately,

Do you wanna get breakfast?

Wait. Is this your vision? Are you living your vision right now?

The commish winning his championship because guys sitting entire halfs..

- How are you? - Good. How are you?

Those are sex offenders.

I'm not proud of any of this, but I think we've all forgiven each other.

How can you fight with him? Look at his face. I just want to kiss it.

Allison, I apologize for being a little brash, but if you're okay with it,

I think he’s doing the rice thing too much It’s really all he’s got

Okay, so, is Debbie having another baby?

She loves me so much

go back in time and fuck each other?

No, I don't want you to help me because I have no idea who you are!

I have 15 years of tennis lessons.

I don't need to see it again. It's gonna make me throw up.

- Would you like me to read it to you? - Yeah, sure.

No. Okay... That's not okay. You're about to kick out of Zoom Meetings,

We're like 35 seconds in. Nice.

- How's E!? - Great.

Yeah, well, see, she's bringing you to the gynaechiatrist.

Who's an actress you like?

life doesn't care about your plans, necessarily.

That means he has bad genes.

I’ve had about 3 Red Bulls in the past 15 minutes And I feel fantastic

We got a daughter! Mazel tov!

It's a boy, buy some blue shit!

That's the first time a girl's ever said that to me, so...

So that should last me for, like, I mean, I'm not a mathematician,

I've never met him before.

- Fucking-A. Those are sexy. - Sent.

And I don't know what you're talking about.

But, Martin, it's a competition. It's called, The Dirty Man Competition.

What do we got? Chocolate chip?

- Okay. - Cool.

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That happens about five times a day.

- Get out of the car! - No.

No! Don't meet me at the hospital! No, no, I need you to drive me. I can't drive.

Do you love each other?

you know, I haven't made an honest woman out of her.

That's a good point. Have you had your bloody show?

I just walked into a fucking buzz saw. She rejected me.

It's just that I know you've been mad 'cause I've been working so much,

You all right, buddy?

It's actually... It's a really funny story, actually.

I can’t let you in cuz you’re in stock

This is gonna be cold. And you're next.

Obviously, I was drunk!

I want to speak to my own doctor. You really won't give me his number?

I just wanna get the fuck out of here.

Oh, my God! It's happening!

Man, my balls are shaved. My pubes are trimmed.

God, I mean, honestly, I just got used to the, like,

No, you don't need to call me sweetie.

Do you ever wonder how somebody could even like you?

Old af Knocked up

Jack and I need to see you in his office.

I know you're tired.

Come on Adam harderb

She's such a pissy little high-school cunt.

Get them out of here, man. This is too many chairs for one room.

I can't remember my last period.

I mean, once you're hung-over, you just gotta puke.

Got Brantley and Brayde…

Get out of my fucking car!

That’s really all She’s got

Now I'm upping it to fucking psychedelics! Thanks!

I don't take it lightly.

Dude, I think he's doing the dice thing too much. It's pretty much all he's got.

and then eventually pink-eyed my pillow.

When the seller won't leave for your showing

I get what he's talking about.

- Okay. I'm getting us drinks. - Okay.

Look, Debbie, you are high off your ass if you think you're coming into that room.

IT'S A GIRL! Buy some pink shit

Oh, fuck, fuck! I'm supposed to get one for my sister.

You're pregnant, have been for a while.

Hello, Jerk face! How are you!

Like in the morning?

I have so many thing's I've been wanting to say to you.

- Well, that is our job. - Oh.

And I don't know what you're talking about.

Alexis and Matt

He like-a-da-way our Riffs Taste

I will fuck my bong Doggy style for once

- Okay. - You know, by eating less.

You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman!

We'll help her raise the baby.

I want to go home.

What can we expect?

- Push. One, two, three. - Oh, God!

You old. He’s jobless.

Thank you. I'll take that smile as a Yes, I'll do it.

That'll be fun.

Life doesn't care about your vision. Okay?

I like you a lot. That's all this is. That's...

I don't remember that at all.

He's my boyfriend.

It just freaks me out a bit. It's a little weird.

It's so good to see you.

- It is... - An earthquake is a disaster.

Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck. It's dangerous.

I mean, what's so great about bubbles?

It almost seems as though you forgot I proposed to you, like an asshole!

The donuts, they call to me

So basically I'm asking you, will you marry me?

And right there in the middle is the embryo.

- Screw Legoland. - All right.

This is fun! We should do this more, I think.

Well, shit, I saw it online at one point, but I guess I didn't connect the dots.

I coughed. What do you want from me?

Okay. Let's have a look.

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You've passed the shoulders. One more big push.

It's a girl! Buy some pink shit!

Because if it gets too stressful in here,

Oh, my God. This is the best news ever. Thank you so much.

Watch yourself.

What, do you have, like, the flu?

I need to know, or I will not be your doctor.

- Just chill out? Okay. - Yeah. That's a good idea.

- Well, have a great night. - Yeah, you, too.

You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman!

If you saw that, like, on television, you would laugh.

- Pretty much. - God, you're an asshole.

When will it be light out?

Do you have a condom zac I do Nicole

And then they're gonna be, like, scary big.

- I know. It feels so right. - That's right.

It's unfortunate you didn't tell us because

I'll show it to you. I'll show you Meg Ryan's bush.

- Yeah. Wicked. - I'll show you my audition tape.

I'm just saying the music industry is different now.

I don't take vacations. I hate Hawaii.

and it's a bunch of nerds playing fantasy