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...or swinging from the chandeliers in the Playboy Mansion...
I got him.
FYI, I beat wholesale ass For a lot less than that
So you did all this for a Twinkie?
False advertising.
I just saw Eddie Van Halen.
Hey.
Totally zombie-free. Only place west of Waco.
What exactly you think we're doing in the 90210, Sally?
Of course. It had to be a clown.
...and that big guy in that snakeskin jacket...
You're the one that gave her the gun.
Better you make the mistake of trusting us...
She kind of goes for, like, bad boys.
You are like a giant cockblocking robot... ...like, developed in a secret fucking government lab
Me, with the best cardio in the business.
I really, really wanna impress Wichita...
- That's okay, you don't have to... - So where you headed?
I know.
Yeah, it's tough growing up in Zombieland.
Time to nut up or shut up.
You might wanna buckle up for safety.
Now that you mention it...
Come quick.
Wasn't long before the zombies began to get clever.
That's a tough break.
Do what you want with a man but do not fuck with his XJ
And don't let go, once you do.
You could take that truck.
- Thank you so much. - You had us going.
Okay.
It's cologne.
- So Columbus is the scared one? - Yeah. He's like a little bunny.
Look, I don't think she has long.
Smooth.
I can't believe I almost kissed him. What's our rule?
Looks like they hoofed it.
Don't kill me with my own gun!
What do you think? Zombie kill of the week?
...wanted to brush a girl's hair over her ear.
You know, Tallahassee and Columbus are both east.
...that'll do, pig.
That's a beautiful van.
Go back... Fuck!
...the world would become innocent, and everything would return to normal.
All those violent video games
It was my bad.
Don't cross the streams!
I avoided people like they were zombies...
- Why don't you take this one? - Don't mind if I do.
I guess we're just lucky they didn't leave us by the side of the road.
I WANT MY DISC BACK
Doesn't that feel good?
You mean, other than the fact that I shot Bill Murray?
I beat wholesale ass For a lot less than that
Truth is, I was always kind of phobic. I found lots of things disturbing.
Hey, this may be a bad time...
That place totally blows.
Oh, no.
We're going to the tippy-top of the A-list.
Grab a map.
Oh, hurry. Hurry, he's on the ceiling.
It wasn't just because I had nowhere else to go.
Twinkie, Twinkie, Twinkie, Twinkie.
Yeah, no, I don't.
Pacific Playland.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to la mançion de Murray.