Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go back... Fuck!
You are like a giant cockblocking robot... ...like, developed in a secret fucking government lab
Okay.
I just saw Eddie Van Halen.
- That's okay, you don't have to... - So where you headed?
Doesn't that feel good?
I really, really wanna impress Wichita...
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to la mançion de Murray.
- So Columbus is the scared one? - Yeah. He's like a little bunny.
Truth is, I was always kind of phobic. I found lots of things disturbing.
It was my bad.
You could take that truck.
I WANT MY DISC BACK
Looks like they hoofed it.
...that'll do, pig.
Of course. It had to be a clown.
...or swinging from the chandeliers in the Playboy Mansion...
What exactly you think we're doing in the 90210, Sally?
- Why don't you take this one? - Don't mind if I do.
- Thank you so much. - You had us going.
...wanted to brush a girl's hair over her ear.
Grab a map.
Look, I don't think she has long.
Now that you mention it...
You might wanna buckle up for safety.
I beat wholesale ass For a lot less than that
Yeah, no, I don't.
FYI, I beat wholesale ass For a lot less than that
We're going to the tippy-top of the A-list.
You mean, other than the fact that I shot Bill Murray?
Don't cross the streams!
Hey, this may be a bad time...
So you did all this for a Twinkie?
False advertising.
Oh, hurry. Hurry, he's on the ceiling.
It wasn't just because I had nowhere else to go.
I know.
That's a beautiful van.
That place totally blows.
Twinkie, Twinkie, Twinkie, Twinkie.
Don't kill me with my own gun!
I can't believe I almost kissed him. What's our rule?
I got him.
Yeah, it's tough growing up in Zombieland.
Do what you want with a man but do not fuck with his XJ
You know, Tallahassee and Columbus are both east.
I avoided people like they were zombies...
Smooth.
Me, with the best cardio in the business.
Better you make the mistake of trusting us...
You're the one that gave her the gun.
She kind of goes for, like, bad boys.
Totally zombie-free. Only place west of Waco.
Come quick.
...and that big guy in that snakeskin jacket...
What do you think? Zombie kill of the week?
I guess we're just lucky they didn't leave us by the side of the road.
...the world would become innocent, and everything would return to normal.
Wasn't long before the zombies began to get clever.
That's a tough break.
And don't let go, once you do.
Time to nut up or shut up.
All those violent video games
Oh, no.
It's cologne.
Hey.
Pacific Playland.