Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There.
That's cool.
I didn't even tell you the worst part.
Butt hole But why
Which is the best thing about Zombieland.
- Really? - Really.
Hey, a little help moving the couch?
I'm not going to play with you at pacific partnership
Come on, go.
You are scary happy.
- They're in the back, aren't they? - Just me.
Three, two, one.
...a box full of hollow points, and, Lord willing, a GD Twinkie.
So until next time, remember:
That was very funny.
And they're so fat.
You know, you weren't storming the trenches before I came along.
i want my BMW back
I can tell already you are gonna get on my nerves.
I just saw Eddie Van Halen.
Yeah.
You can't make yourself too available.
It's Ghostbusters.
All right, let's just try to find a car.
For the first time in a long time, we were having fun.
We're making a fort.
We can get you a ride.
- Thank you. - You owe me.
You got a pretty mouth.
We're in Hollywood, let's sleep in style.
I saw Eddie Van Halen. He's a zombie.
I made her promise.
So even though it ran counter to our strategies...
Shoot the control box.
I'm gonna tell you, I never thought I could love anything like Buck.
You know, it makes you sad, it makes you...
So how about a little West Coast hospitality?
Frightening as Anaconda.
Did you hear anything about Columbus, Ohio?
I never took French. Georges de Latour? I don't know.
Good.
And if she had, like, a type, you know...
- Where? How was that? - At the Hollywood Bowl.
Yes, but, no, she's not.
Wish granted. She spent the last 24 hours fucking us both.
...or settle somewhere new.
Can't a guy take a dumper in peace
- Let's go ride the roller coaster. - Thanks.
- Oh, my God. - Help!
Come on. Hurry.
He's a zombie.
You are staring at me. It's a hairpiece.
Well, take a look. It's a goddamn Hostess truck.
...you're actually kind of cute.
Do what you want with a man, but do not fuck with his XJ
Are you okay?
Dibs on the bed.
Oh, let's hope they shoot at me.
Tallahassee's nice this time of year! Come on!
Yes.
You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?
...are gonna do whatever it takes to survive, so...
...he sets the standard for not-to-be-fucked-with.
Poor flat bastard.
Hop in the car, Evel Knievel.
Out west, we hear it's back east. Back east, they hear it's out west.
Really?