Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You ever roll a tube of toothpaste up from the bottom?
- Mountain Dew? - Yeah. Code Red.
I know this Pacific Playland thing is nuts...
This is so surreal. I mean, you probably get this all the time.
I want my Caddy back!
Where are you gonna go?
No.
...and a cutthroat attitude.
Rule number 32: Enjoy the little things.
- Please. - Yeah.
i want my m1 back apple a$$holes
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...I promise you it ain't prettier than our friend here enjoying her Manwich.
- What are you looking for? - My engagement ring.
Hey, there's a nice minivan.
Tell the ladies I said hey.
I had always, my whole life...
- What, and nobody picked you? - It was girls' choice.
Oh, you know something? That is nice.
Someday, I want a ring this big.
Is that perfume?
- Was that a good year? - Oh, my God.
You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?
And even though life would never be simple or innocent again...
You hesitated.
That's your gal.
You'd be out in the backyard, you know, trying to catch fireflies.
Do What You Want With A Man But Do Not Fuck With His XJ
No!
You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife.
You know, their pictures were in someone's wallet too.
- Are you fucking with me? - No.
Oh, my God, I can't believe I shot Bill Murray.
I could tell she knew what I was feeling.
I want my &$@%;:! Caddy back!
No, one for me. One and done, I always say. I said that once.
I know that's not your middle name. I been watching you since I was like...
Fuck this clown.
Probably nobody.
I think sleep deprivation is the number one health problem in America.
- I'm sure. - You get 45 percent power.
No Twinkies Shit fuck
Why do I get stuck with her?
You're thinking about fucking Wichita.
Trust me.
That's a big Twinkie.
Niggers be like
Another marriageable woman to bring home to the folks
B-lister compared to who I got in mind, folks.
Look, I know that you're really sick.
- Now honk your horn. - What?
Big Hoss.
- I know. - Yeah.
All those violent video games.
Come on, why don't we just forget about those girls and head home?
I kind of like this girl.
...but I had the advantage of never having any friends or any close family.
I survive because I play it safe and follow the rules.
The bastard gave me headgear. Yeah. I got my first B.
That's his puppy.