Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...I promise you it ain't prettier than our friend here enjoying her Manwich.
Come on, why don't we just forget about those girls and head home?
- I know. - Yeah.
- Mountain Dew? - Yeah. Code Red.
I think sleep deprivation is the number one health problem in America.
Oh, my God, I can't believe I shot Bill Murray.
Rule number 32: Enjoy the little things.
Look, I know that you're really sick.
This is so surreal. I mean, you probably get this all the time.
I want my &$@%;:! Caddy back!
- What, and nobody picked you? - It was girls' choice.
I know this Pacific Playland thing is nuts...
Someday, I want a ring this big.
I had always, my whole life...
I kind of like this girl.
Another marriageable woman to bring home to the folks
Niggers be like
You'd be out in the backyard, you know, trying to catch fireflies.
Big Hoss.
That's your gal.
- What are you looking for? - My engagement ring.
You know, their pictures were in someone's wallet too.
Hey, there's a nice minivan.
Tell the ladies I said hey.
That's a big Twinkie.
- I'm sure. - You get 45 percent power.
No!
Where are you gonna go?
- Are you fucking with me? - No.
The bastard gave me headgear. Yeah. I got my first B.
i want my m1 back apple a$$holes
Fuck this clown.
You're thinking about fucking Wichita.
You hesitated.
Why do I get stuck with her?
I survive because I play it safe and follow the rules.
...and a cutthroat attitude.
I know that's not your middle name. I been watching you since I was like...
- Now honk your horn. - What?
80082
Probably nobody.
No, one for me. One and done, I always say. I said that once.
Is that perfume?
Do What You Want With A Man But Do Not Fuck With His XJ
You ever roll a tube of toothpaste up from the bottom?
No Twinkies Shit fuck
B-lister compared to who I got in mind, folks.
I want my Caddy back!
Trust me.
Oh, you know something? That is nice.
All those violent video games.
No.
You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife.
...but I had the advantage of never having any friends or any close family.
You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?
- Was that a good year? - Oh, my God.
That's his puppy.
And even though life would never be simple or innocent again...
I could tell she knew what I was feeling.
- Please. - Yeah.