Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not great at farewells, so...

Even though we were never really close...

...even if that means destroying a whole lot of little things.

I have no home.

Look at what we got here.

That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard...

Thank God for rednecks.

You should actually limber up (for shitposting) as well

...but I could hit that.

- Come on, let's go. - Yeah.

...or else you lose what's left of your mind.

Someday very soon, life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty.

I've always been kind of a loner.

No one back there but my duffel bag.

Look, you ever read that book She's Just Not That Into You?

Twelve's the new 20. Gun, please.

Uma orelha está correndo perigo De ter o cabelo colocado para trás

Wait, wait, wait.

That's me realizing that those smart girls in that big black truck...

And there ain't no getting him back, so I'm looking for a new home.

Okay. Keep that there.

I trusted them and they trusted me.

You're not gonna shoot them, are you?

This is now the United States of Zombieland.

Don't let them catch you pants down. Beware of bathrooms.

It was like if he got a taste of that comforting childhood treat...

...the first ones to go were the fatties.

Last time you went 20 toes, put Percy in the playpen?

Even though teaming up wasn't my style...

Take away a man's son...

Woulda, coulda, shoulda.

For fuck's sake, enough! We're being chased by ravenous freaks!

But your sister wants me to...

It was a Sadie Hawkins, so girls' choice, you know.

...fucking clowns.

Hey. You weren't exactly gonna score, anyway.

Thank you, Wichita. Thanks, Little Rock.

- Columbus? - Tallahassee?

They stole my Hummer. We have trust issues.

...so I give this relationship to about Texarkana.

Help me with my boots, cmon

When Trump won't go to inauguration

- Bill Murray. - God, no way.

Yeah? Starting now.

- That's where I'm headed, amigo. - Whatever.

And without other people, well, you might as well be a zombie.

Help me with the boots.