Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I had to get that out. I don't mean to gush.
And why am I alive when everyone around me has turned to meat?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Tallahassee believes you have to blow off steam in Zombieland...
No. I knew a guy way worse at that than me.
Relax.
At least until we know we're alone.
Are you fuckin with me?
Fasten your seat belts. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
You have just survived the zombie apocalypse...
- Hey, they're up there. They're okay. - What are you waiting for?
Rule number 32: Enjoy the little things.
Have fun in Mexico.
She's on a plane, that's the beauty of it.
No fear, nothing to lose.
- Come get him. Avoid the chandelier. - Light him up, Ray.
- Really? - Yeah.
Best. Ever.
It's tough growing up.
...but I've come to realize that you can't have a country without people.
When the virus struck, for obvious reasons...
...l'm living the dream.
Wantum your wampum. Yeah. That'll work.
Blind spots are for other drivers.
...and you stole it from a movie.
I'm worried about you.
I'll get him.
But the thing I fear more than anything, yes, even more than zombies...
...it wasn't enough to just be fast on your feet.
That guy down there is me. I'm in Garland, Texas.
...maybe the most important rule of all: Don't be a hero.
...we decided to stay together as far as Pacific Playland.
- Really? - Fake.
Yes.
...it would be nice to see a familiar face, or any face...
So I'm on my way from my college dorm in Austin, Texas...
Think the two of us are smart enough to come up with a con like that?
Rule number one for surviving Zombieland: Cardio.
You know, with the hair in the chain just, like, going around.
It's like the first time that I've ever driven.
Another marriageable woman to bring home to the folks.
Shit.
I'm sorry. I didn't know that it was you you.
Cutest dog ever.
Where's the fucking Twinkies?
let me begin my 3-part apology
I'm going to Pacific Playland.
We can't just fucking drive down the road...
- Those bitches. - I know.
Six people left in the world, one of them is Bill fucking Murray!
- Yeah. - Yeah, that's probably for the best.
The amusement park?
Open sesame.
- This is really fun. Oh, my God. - Yeah.
Jn Mm
- Thank you. - Okay.
- I love you. - I love you too.
- and he's pedaling, and the zombie's head is, like, caught in the gear.
He had my personality, my laugh, my appetite.
I don't even know your name, but this is actually really nice.
I'm sorry.
- And if you've got it, sugarless gum. - What the fuck?
Can't a guy take a dumper in peace?
- That's nice. - Smell the finger?