Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Rule number 32: Enjoy the little things.
- That's nice. - Smell the finger?
Rule number one for surviving Zombieland: Cardio.
- and he's pedaling, and the zombie's head is, like, caught in the gear.
...it wasn't enough to just be fast on your feet.
No fear, nothing to lose.
He had my personality, my laugh, my appetite.
- I love you. - I love you too.
Fasten your seat belts. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
- Really? - Fake.
Think the two of us are smart enough to come up with a con like that?
...maybe the most important rule of all: Don't be a hero.
Blind spots are for other drivers.
- Yeah. - Yeah, that's probably for the best.
Another marriageable woman to bring home to the folks.
Shit.
I don't even know your name, but this is actually really nice.
Where's the fucking Twinkies?
I'm going to Pacific Playland.
Can't a guy take a dumper in peace?
Tallahassee believes you have to blow off steam in Zombieland...
Open sesame.
I'm worried about you.
You know, with the hair in the chain just, like, going around.
You have just survived the zombie apocalypse...
At least until we know we're alone.
- Hey, they're up there. They're okay. - What are you waiting for?
So I'm on my way from my college dorm in Austin, Texas...
...it would be nice to see a familiar face, or any face...
Have fun in Mexico.
I had to get that out. I don't mean to gush.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
...we decided to stay together as far as Pacific Playland.
- Those bitches. - I know.
Six people left in the world, one of them is Bill fucking Murray!
I'm sorry.
- Really? - Yeah.
let me begin my 3-part apology
Cutest dog ever.
She's on a plane, that's the beauty of it.
I'll get him.
Relax.
But the thing I fear more than anything, yes, even more than zombies...
Are you fuckin with me?
The amusement park?
Jn Mm
...l'm living the dream.
Best. Ever.
No. I knew a guy way worse at that than me.
We can't just fucking drive down the road...
...and you stole it from a movie.
- Come get him. Avoid the chandelier. - Light him up, Ray.
I'm sorry. I didn't know that it was you you.
Wantum your wampum. Yeah. That'll work.
And why am I alive when everyone around me has turned to meat?
- And if you've got it, sugarless gum. - What the fuck?
It's like the first time that I've ever driven.
...but I've come to realize that you can't have a country without people.
- Thank you. - Okay.
That guy down there is me. I'm in Garland, Texas.
When the virus struck, for obvious reasons...
Yes.
It's tough growing up.
- This is really fun. Oh, my God. - Yeah.