Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll do it.
Close, but no cigar. Kill of the week...
Thank you.
Fuck me!
If you're in there...
Hey!
Knowing them, it's a trap.
So tell me what happened.
You get 45% power.
The last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe.
What?
- Everything... - Wait. Who's Bill Murray?
You made someone very happy.
Okay. Okay.
...but I'm writing it down.
When you're afraid of everything that's out there...
Good job.
“I make valid points”
A family.
Not just any box of Twinkies.
- Buckle up. - Yeah. I'm way ahead of you.
- You guys want some Purell? - Yes.
He tried to bite me.
That's easy. Losing Buck.
Flix Brewhouse
Oh, I've actually been meaning to ask you:
- I don't wanna cross... - Oh, no, he's awful.
- Your ring? - Well, it's my friend's, you know.
I want my XJ back
You know, with, like, the toeholds, right?
Because I got nothing else to do.
- Oh, it's a '97? - Yeah.
No, but I know it's around here somewhere.
- Yeah. - Thank you.
...I never had headaches like this till your ass came onboard.
I HATE ONION! NOT THE TASTE, THE CONSISTENCY
Another rule to surviving Zombieland: Travel light.
Tallahassee, Wichita, take that way. Little Rock, come here.
The first time I let a girl into my life and she tries to eat me.
I saw my first R-rated movie that year.
...like, developed in a secret fucking government lab.
Sure.
No Twinkies Shit fuck
Maybe.
Oh, no. No.
Goddamn it, Bill fucking Murray!
Okay.
You want a Sno Ball or something?
It's kind of freeing.
Hey, come here.
Holy shit.
Just good entertainment for the whole family.
That's it. That's the whole register.
...but a little sunscreen never hurt anybody.
Wait here. Drive down if I signal.
Yeah. Come on, break another one.
...Lancôme Magnifique.
- You don't know who Willie Nelson is? - No.
I'm on fire!
He was just... The day he was born, I just lost my mind.