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Yep.
- All right, man. - Later.
I don't know, she just couldn't handle it.
a sign language that the old Ducker here just does not understand.
My point is you just didn't go!
I mean, you can love Andie, but that doesn't mean she's gonna love you back.
Then I want you to take a shower. Then I want you to get dressed.
Is it?
- You're an asshole. - All right.
The Emergency Banking Act.
When you try to impress your crush.
- Hey, you wanna go to my house? - No, thanks.
I knew it all along.
- Daddy. - What?
Hey, the first million I make, I buy you one.
Simon? Simon.
YOU'RE A FAGGOT JOSE.
Don't waste good lip gloss.
You got to squeeze her, don't tease her
I called you three times, and I left messages.
Yes, very perceptive.
Another first.
No, not right now.
I mean, if we're gonna shoot, we gotta shake it, man
Because I don't want you to see where I live, okay?
- Is school good? - No, but it never is.
Just say it! I want to hear you say it.
You just went to the counselor because I forced you to. Am I right?
God, I've been getting in kind of late lately.
- You know, I can... - Trax?
I'm the crowned prince of McDonnagh Electric.
Try a little tenderness Yeah, yeah, yeah
he comes in one day and thinks he knows her.
But I have to leave.
- Well, I saw you outside. - So?
- Gym. - Your name's Jim?
if you see your little Duck Man, be kind.
Great party, man.
Do you think this is too much?
There are public bathrooms all over the place!
One more tune, then it's off to enjoy a terrible relationship.
Love is feeling
and I decided not to disturb you,
I can tell. Your eyes get all squinty and everything.
Yeah, among other things.
No. What about prom?
I think we should stay for a while.
What was that, Miss Hoeman?
- So what do you think of these carpets? - Oh, fab.
His name is Blane and he's a senior. He's so beautiful.
You know, if you want your little piece of low-grade ass, fine, take it.
Why can't you just forget her?
biiiiiii
'cause I got a few things I gotta do tomorrow, okay?
I love this woman.
- anything you wanna do. - I don't wanna go out.
I'm just kidding, that's... It's a joke. It's...
I loved The Big Chill.
Come on.
Love is wanting
Please grow up!
I really envy you!
It's gonna be great.
they just don't write love songs like they used to
You wanna know my thing?
- Oh, go for it. It's virtually painless. - Excuse me.
It either will or it won't. It's all in the heart.
Well, you study so much, it makes me ill.
- Hey, Benny. - Fox!
Please call, please, please, please.
Spis skit!
And then I want you to go to see the woman about the job, okay?
Yeah.
- Penfield! - I hope they shrivel up and fall off, okay?
Why don't you take a shower? You look like shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I knew it.
Bye-bye. Bye, girls.
Honey.
I personally wouldn't trash a friendship over it.
You know, why are you getting involved?
Good night.
- Who? - Andie.
Well, there you go.
You've been replaced.
I mean, you like him. He likes you. It's worth it.
Youre a FAGGOT Blane
I mean, you know, relatively speaking.
Andie!
Here's the point, Andie,
"I can't believe I actually associate with these people, huh?"
if money was any kind of issue?
You see, the Dice Man is dyslexic. He gets everything backwards.
What about prom, Gavin?