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I love your bangs!
Bangs. A gift to all of us from our generous and kind czar, Renzo.
Please, all I'm asking for is five minutes.
There's a red, comically large off switch right inside that door,
Well, we were gonna vote for Keeno, because we're poor
I tell my people all kinds of horrible lies
You look like a goddamn plucked penguin.
[cries]
Why do we need poles? Is your wife trying to make some extra money?
Don't look at me. I'm going to my meat palace!
Snap out of it, pointy-headed bitch! You think you have problems?
Holy shit! Renzo was Renzo the whole time?
[engine revs]
You look like somebody dunked a Korean schoolgirl in peroxide.
I can show you guys something that I was afraid you wouldn't like.
All of you will die by my hand one day anyway. [chuckles]
I guess The Mega Brain isn't a good thing, and I gotta stop it!
Back in Farzar and he is--
Keeno Bampfardor is--
Clitaris, answer the phone! I need you!
Black bag him!
See you at work tomorrow.
You're probably busy dangling a fish over your fat wife's tank!
I even got a dollop of sour cream on the tips, the way I like them.
That son of a bitch!
Me not Billy, hey.
Keeno Bampfardor!
Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself.
What do you know? You got a fat wife!
What are you doing, man? I wanted to hear that Pineapple Charles brain orgy!
Uh, that question was about education.
Stop it, Mal!
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