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[cheering]
for Emperor Supreme!
Wait, you ran that ad?
What the hell happened to these kids? Ugh!
It's empty.
-And they're coming from the palace. -[beeping]
A zing, zing, hello!
The boss is coming to dinner.
Good job, son!
"Little fucking Dutch boy bitch bangs?" That lady loved my hair!
Wow, looks like all the remaining votes are in.
Now you get to shower me with compliments.
And it looks like, since I'm once again unopposed,
I would also like to thank myself.
[robotic voice] Alert! High level of negative Renzo thoughts detected.
Negative Renzo thought detected.
Basically, Bazarack is a stupid, insecure, self-serving, narcissist douchebag.
I will remain your--
[Barry's voice] Never mind that. Any of you other personalities as horny as I am?
[high voice] Will you shut up? He knows he should kill himself.
Hoo!
A gag gift. Get it?
Your new job is to track down
I said we needed a hacked voting machine,
Yup, she's gonna snap soon.
My new barber did it for me.
I can't have Keeno Bampfardor win.
[sobs]
I love tattoos of dudes
Well, we are a democratic society.
And what did I return to?
-[screaming] -I'll kill you, motherfucker!
It runs on Sweet Baby Ray's!
[woman on PA] Red alert, red alert!
It's an interactive campaign poster.
So I was thinking, since we can't be negative anymore,
[Charles] I'm Pineapple Charles and I'm harder than dry rice.