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Actually, I felt his thespian skills were mediocre at best.
When I win, I promise to drain the swamp!
[cries]
to my ex-girlfriend Claire's house.
What? The rest of you don't think I look weird, right?
I vow to defeat the humans!
Barry, how do we shut that Mega Brain down?
How did Pineapple Charles get in my head?
And, Eternahead, you had something to say, right?
I've been gone for 30 years, fighting your petty wars.
Progressive?!
We'll be back after these messages.
A bomb did go off in here.
And when I win,
[woman on PA] Red alert, red alert!
[man] Bazarack Francine Finkelstein is an A1 son of a bitch.
Huh, Pineapple Charles is back.
So, I've got a gift for all the people of Farzar.
with pound cake stuck in its braces.
We've mostly been practicing musical numbers.
when I was riding him in that dirty, dirty dream last night.
Let's see what I'm thinking.
that I made 40 million years ago.
Here's my insurance information.
There was no way to anticipate this!
about you goddamn weird-looking aliens.
Surprise!
capable of broadcasting the thoughts of anyone wearing one of these.
I have had eternity to think of the perfect comeback for times like this!
Moving on, it's election time on Farzar. Let's check in with the candidates.
and snipping off nipples.
Oh, thank you for not yielding to my right of way.