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But more importantly, what do you think of my new hair?
Yay.
every piece of shit terrorist that has a negative thought about me.
Master, the new polls are in.
Look, I've made a lot of mistakes.
archaeologists have uncovered some insensitive cave paintings
-I am. -Maybe not, but at least I have legs.
No? Oh, that's right. You're not eternal.
Thank you for focusing on that, and not the fact that I invented language!
I've got the video.
Handsome? [laughs]
He spent billions of your tax dollars
The dead one's her clone.
It's like little fucking Dutch boy bitch bangs.
[suspenseful music plays]
She's 90 pounds, sir.
But to answer your question, I'm here to shut you down.
Good morning, S.H.A.T. Squad!
you weren't gonna quit on me like those other losers.
Like Mommy always says, "I'm a smart and handsome leader."
Well, that happened.
You lazy fuckers are gonna make me lose this election!
I mean, not all of his ideas work,
Wow, everyone's so positive now.
I think it has a lot to do with that commercial you ran.
That's because all this time you thought I was Renzo.
Can't a man have a hobby?
You defeated the Mcburgerites?
I've gathered you all here to overload The Mega Brain
That looks yummy.
Too bad he snipped off my goddamn nipples.
But then Bazarack reminded us how racist we are.
Can't a man have a hobby?
Nothing. You are.
Please don't kill me.