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And we have to stay loyal to him, because he's the best man for the job.
[ominous music plays]
I wanna be on the pirate flag.
And she has silicone bags in her chest.
What, nobody likes suicide puns anymore?
[old voice] Well, most certainly, old chap.
Take my pain away, candy phone.
[upbeat cartoon music playing]
This happy citizen called Renzo's bangs,
What's next? Frankensteins and Draculas moving in?
[adventurous music playing]
Welcome back to 24-hour All Renzo News.
when someone says The Last Jedi Is the best Star Wars Movie
[voices clamoring]
Trying to defeat Bazarack in the--
There! It looks like a little egg in a hummingbird nest.
Why are they even on our planet?
I'm excited that he finally wants to be a better leader.
Um, also bomb.
Calm down. Your wife's right here.
Yes, yes, it's working. We just need one more thing!
Yeah, you don't have to wear one.
How about filling it up for me?
Put me out of my misery. [sobs]
[knocking on door]
Look at my bangs. They're a disaster!
I'm sorry that I wrote, "I heart munching dino puss."
I sent you off-planet to fight an unwinnable war.