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The election is heating up!
How can I thank you for what you've done for me?
I'm harder than uncooked rice.
Mm.
So you give them something to fear and hate?
Why haven't you crushed them?
I did not see that coming.
People having secret negative thoughts about me behind my back.
"Humankind's single greatest achievement."
I just love The Mega Brain.
[adventurous music playing]
I've been busy.
I mean, why do skull people get to be on the pirate flag?
Ugh, at least you don't have to kiss him. His breath smells like a cat's butthole.
I've been enjoying the forced positivity so much
-I'm actually here to talk to you. -I've got nothing to say to you.
If Bazarack won you over,
But now we gotta get down to business.
Why do they need cyanide pills?
And I am Eternahead.
and launch many bombs at own people.
Some fucking gift.
So our faces are scary to you?
So anyone who wants to challenge me can simply step up to that podium.
For the latest on the election, let's go to Kornack at the big board.
because he doesn't spend his entire military budget on a goddamn s'more sofa.
Here's the voting machine you asked for.
All Dome City citizens must come to Renzo Square immediately.
Renzo!
Thanks for testing it again.
The Mega Brain alerts us with the person's exact location.
It's a supercomputer,
Excluding Harold, of course.
Must terminate all negativity.
Hell yes, I do hair!