Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
...were available right here in Stoolbend. - Right here in Stoolbend.
- What? - Your father didn't lose our life savings.
Are you kidding me? The hair. The voice. The wise-beyond-his-ageness.
You're coming along real nice.
But you with your coarse hands and even coarser manner...
Bait and switch? Smash and grab? Tickle and take? Jerk and jet? Blow and go?
How'd you like to make some money?
...and we're always coming up with schemes that fail in humorous ways.
Whoo! I am famished from putting Dad to work like that.
- There was. - That's my jacket.
Cleveland, if I wanted to sleep in a teenage boy's room...
And another left. Or maybe that's a right.
What really happened on Thursday here in Stoolbend, Virginia...
Why don't you walk around in those? See how you feel.
- That is hurtful, Father. - No, this is hurtful.
"The Conflagration By The Yogurt Station."
If her daddy's rich Take her out for a meal
For someone who's not even in our club...
Before I knew it, I had spent our entire life savings on modeling classes...
Scammed? What was it?
So let's review.