Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh-huh. Or you'll be suiting up with the rest of us.
Loki's scepter. The energy.
C'est parti Adeline
You are pretty spry — for an older fellow
THOR: My people want nothing but peace with your planet.
That's your play.
That's my secret, Cap. I’m always hangry.
I'm not afraid to hit an old man.
(CROWD CLAMORING)
(GRUNTING)
And I'm going to be there when it does.
Lose the wings, let's go a couple of rounds.
I would like to wipe it out.
(OVERLAPPING AUDIO FROM FILES)
i always am...
Whatever. Ms. Potts, got a second?
Yeah, you say "peace,"
doth mother know you weareth her drapes
How about that.
ROGERS: Stark, so help me God, if you make one more wisecrack...
ROGERS: All right, listen up.
LOKI: Is this love, Agent Romanoff?
This stops it.
She'll be safe.
Hey Filipino NBA fan haters...
FURY: They have the Tesseract! Shut them down!
What’s the name of the Armstrong That landed on the moon
Cell phones, laptops...
What?
We need a response team.
The guy's all over the place.
There was a cellist, I think.
After whatever tortures Fury can concoct,
(GRUNTS) (GROANS)
as an extraterrestrial attack,
Okay, let's go. No, leave it. Go!
Target engaged.
It's It's seen a bit of Mileage and you've got the Glow stick of destiny
FURY: How desperate am I?
It seems to run on some form of electricity.
ROGERS: Dr. Banner,
THOR: I thought humans were more evolved than this.
ROGERS: Show some respect. STARK: Respect what?
No!
(PANTING AND GROANING)
Do you know what it's like to be unmade?
There's nobody around here to get hurt.
I don't like being handed things.
Oh, boy.
You're a spy, not a soldier.
ROGERS: Dr. Banner.
We have a Hulk.
Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day.
Is the sun coming up? Then put it on the left
Yeah.
ROGERS: I don't like it.
COULSON: We made some modifications to the uniform.
What did it show you, Agent Barton?
OLD MAN: There are always men like you.
(LASERS FIRING)
He's an astrophysicist. He's a friend.
That's what he needs Erik Selvig for.
that's my secret, cap.
I just want to finish my work...
And they didn’t invite me
Is this the first time you lost a soldier?
They'll come back.
that can't be controlled.
Yeah.
(GRUNTS) Thanks.
but given that it's a stupid-ass analogy i've elected to rectify it
It's a terrible privilege.
That’s my secret, cap…
My Barbaraian After beating up any deity in DnD
AGENT: We got a hit. A 67% match.
ROGERS: I slept for 70 years, sir. I think I've had my fill.
You brought the monster.
O culpado Meu cupido futurista
COULSON: He talks about you a lot.
FURY: l am.
FURY ON RADIO: Is he saying anything?
Target angry, target angry!
How does Fury even see these?
(SCREAMING)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
have to be held responsible
Doctor, it's spiking again.
Well, maybe it's not about guns.
Well,
How about that?
POLICEMAN 2: Does the army know what's happening here?
ROGERS: What are you doing?
He wants to beat us, he wants to be seen doing it.
Is this a submarine?
Ooh.
Fine. Let's keep them occupied.
STARK: Call it, Captain.
Natasha.
I thought Coulson was gonna swoon.
We have a Myles
COULSON: I mean, if it's not too much trouble.
ROGERS: Loki.
Dreykov's daughter,
Yes they are
LOKI: I know.
Okay-
But let's do a head count, here.
JARVIS: Power at 400% capacity.
Hulk... Smash!
Intel i9-12900k RTX 4070ti (yes I am mad about the 4070ti super) 64gb DDR5 5600
(GRUNTS)
AGENT: A medical team is on its way to your location.
If you fail,
She was asked to consult there very suddenly yesterday.
but given that it's a stupid-ass analogy i've elected to rectify it
LOKI: Your heroes are scattered.
Coulson, initiate defensive lockdown in the detention section
That's my secret... My nipples are always hard
Give yourself 12% of the credit.
AGENT ON PA: We have an unauthorized departure from Bay 6.
Slight foxing around the edges, but...
I'm sorry.
Let him be an example.
Ant, boot.
where you don't use that
How would you know if it's... Why is he "Phil"?
That's my secret Cap I'm always sleepy
Director Fury, do you copy?
I’m not overly fond of what follows
I’m always horny
BANNER: Where? You rented my room.
But we don't have the harness.
A lot of people were.
ROGERS: So, this Dr. Banner was trying to replicate the serum they used on me?
With me.
Stop lying to me!
I'm listening.
No offense, Doc.
This is a man who means to start a war
There is sickness here!
Stark Tower is your baby.
ROMANOFF: You got to level out. It's going to take time.
Target acquired.
the Council has made a decision.
Even if Barton didn't tell Loki about the tower,
A throne would suit you ill.
With the Bifrost gone, how much dark energy
On the lease.
Me After My First Club Conquest
There's only one superman, ma'am.
PILOT: We're about 40 minutes out from home base, sir.
Roger that.
If he frees Loki or kills him, the Tesseract's lost.
COULSON: That's the problem, sir. We don't know.
I’m always drinking.
I don't see how that is considered fun
STARK: Jarvis has been running it since I hit the bridge.
Despite the devastation of what has been confirmed
Not Asgard. Loki.
Are you ready for another bout?
bad call he loves his salvager's salvo
Where did you find all these people?
STARK: Of course they are. I was directly involved.
BANNER: So, he's building another portal.
ROMANOFF: Let me put you on hold.
This all seems...horrible.
Squad at 400% capacity? How about that?
THOR: Do not touch me again.
every other Thursday.
I heard it.
you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
Living in the shade of your greatness.
FURY: I'm asking, what are you prepared to do?
What, are you getting sleepy?
We started working on the prototype after you sent the Destroyer.
When we get a hit,
To tear us apart.
and the other guy doesn't make a mess.
(GROANS)
(PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
(SNARLING) (GROANS)
you would appear as a friend, as a balm.
(GROANS)