Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got a nuke coming in
We're okay.
This does not mean that we're making...
We got to stop him.
I have never seen anything like this.
COULSON: We're sweeping every wirelessly accessible
The Tesseract is with a hostile force.
Doth Mother know you wear-eth her drapes?
(CHATTER FROM NEWS REPORTS OVERLAPPING)
(YELLS)
You don't understand.
AGENT: Preparing for maximum performance takeoff.
Slow them down.
And I would like to know how Loki used it
We have a hulk.
You forced our hand.
Hover power check complete. Position cyclic.
You really have got a lid on it, haven't you?
Yeah. I'll read all about it.
That's my secret I'm always hammered
ROGERS: Our biggest guns couldn't touch it.
We got this. It's good. Go.
(PANICKED SCREAMING)
I don't see how I can.
Well, you're not wrong.
Thank you.
The idea was to bring together a group
THOR: What are you asking me to do?
That's my secret I'm always drinking
Lever.
That's my secret, Cap I'm always trolling
BARTON: Thor is taking on a squadron down on Sixth.
I recognize you attempted to make an analogy
A lot of guys think that
And this green guy walks up and he goes... (ROARS)
Bruce?
(ROARING)
The Avengers Initiative was shut down.
you are but words.
There are 2 versions of the Iron Man theme song.
Working with Adam
And for what?
LOKI: I've seen worlds you've never known about!
FURY: They found him.
How many agents did I...
You and I remember fun very differently!
You see that red lever?
No, we're a chemical mixture that makes chaos.
That’s my secret Cap’ I’m always ADHD
12%? My baby?
That's my Secret Cap I'm always HANGRY
We need to shut it down!
they'll come for you.
That's something the world sorely needs.
I'm always hungry
ROGERS: I would start with that stick of his.
BANNER: What does Fury want me to do, swallow it?
camera on the planet.
BANNER: That's his M.O., isn't it?
You’re missing the point here. There’s no reading next week.
COULSON: Campus should be clear in the next half-hour.
STARK: Even if I clear the rotors,
You know, I thought we were having a moment.
It's really not that complicated.
How many are there? Call every lab you know.
(GROANS)
STARK: Following's not really my style.
(GRUNTING)
No!
That’s my secret I’m alway nervous
You and I remember Salvage Strike Plesiosaur very Differently
To see if they could work together when we needed them to,
We have the Hulk and Thor on Research Level 4.
LOKI: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
We learned that not only are we not alone
AGENT ON PA: All hands to stations.
STARK: Like Christmas, but with more me.
THE OTHER: Humans.
And you're not the only threat.
In case you needed to kill me.
You really think I'm pretty?
COULSON: I can drop you. Fantastic.
then get to the armory.
SELVIG: It's too late!
I'm not the one who's out of time.
I was a king!
Here.
who had a grudge match that leveled a small town.
Eyes on me.
That’s my secret I’m always sad
I'm always binging
It seems to run on some form of assembly
Raise the mizzenmast. Jib the topsails.
COULSON: Climbing. When Selvig couldn't shut it down, we ordered evac.
until the pain starts.
Historically, Not Awesome
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
ROMANOFF: We all are.
Give yourself 12% of the credit
I am.
That's enough.
HILL: Engage retro-reflection panels.
(AGENTS CLAMORING)
Number three engine is down.
The Avengers (2012) But We Are Hopelessly, Hilariously, Outgunned
(HULK ROARING)
STARK: Then don't take my stuff.
Stand by it. Wait for my word.
As of right now,
And I didn't even qualify.
Oh, my God.
AGENT ON PA: All personnel,
Please stop firing rockets at my house, asshole.
Deploy!
How is there no 'home' button
(SIGHS)
BANNER: How did they find me?
(GRUNTS)
Agent Barton was sent to kill me.
That's my secret, cap.
FURY: We have no quarrel with your people.
São Paulo,
That’s my secret I’m always puking
A mindless beast.
Oh...
Yeah, that was just previews. This is opening night.
Loki will face Asgardian justice!
(AGENTS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
We have a Musk
Bring the carrier about to a 1-8-0, heading south!
He's adopted.
We have a Mnuchin.
BANNER: The gamma readings are definitely consistent
Because if we can't protect the Earth,
We had to come up with something.
At least we could rule out a few places.
(SIRENS WAILING)
Well, then, son, you've got a condition.
ROGERS: I was wrong, Director.
We have an Anderson
He did tell you my true parentage, did he not?
Doctor, we're facing a potential global catastrophe.
ROGERS: Just find the Cube.
You and I remember Fitzpatrick very differently
Black Widow Rose
And they trample everything in their path.
Without him, these things could run wild.
Why shouldn't you guys take the weekend off?
THOR: Then you miss the truth of ruling, brother.
But you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it.
LOKI: Your father.
WOMAN: What, this is all somehow their fault?
We have a Lynch
SELVIG: Loki,
That's still not gonna find them in time.
ROGERS: Okay, the relays are intact.
STAN-LEE: Superheroes in New York? Give me a break.
sir please put down
Loki will face Asgardian justice.
LOKI: Look to your elder, people.
to turn two of the sharpest men I know
FURY: The Tesseract is where it belongs.
Yes, sir. Then put it on the left.
What isn't he telling us?
Okay, turn, turn.
(GROANS)
Put on the skates Let’s go a few rounds
What is "Phase 2"?
STARK: And there's one other person you pissed off.
This way, sir.
That's my secret, Cap. I'm always misplacing my glasses.
entendí esa referencia
and born of childish need.
That's what he wants.
BANNER: I think it's about the mechanics.
you're up.
Repairing expensive kitchen equipment
I can't stay.
ROGERS: I need a minute here!
but given that it's a stupid-ass analogy I've elected to rectify it
How many spectrometers do you have access to?
I love you, Thor!
That I did know.
It may be magical,
sir please put down the mouse and keyboard