Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ROMANOFF: Guys.

And she didn't invite me

Iran: We are not your enemies, braindead American!

What are you prepared to do

Doth Mother know you wear-eth her drapes?

COUNCILMAN 1: That's not your call.

(POWERING UP) Do you want to find out?

The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people to see if they could be something more.

I dread what he plans for him once he's done.

STARK: The Avengers.

That's my Secret Cap I'm always confused.

to see if they could become something more.

ROMANOFF: We never lost you, Doctor.

Just get him here. We're low on time.

you don't get to see my party trick after all.

when you 1v3 and entire trio bottem text

Raider: Designer, Manufacturer, Menace, Businessman

in return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.

There's no pain would prise his need from him.

JARVIS: The barrier is pure energy.

No, no. Threatening.

STARK: Yeah, divide and conquer is great

This is my bargain, you mewling quim.

it was still all over the news.

It seems to run on some form of vulnerability

ROMANOFF: Now you sound like you.

FURY: They're here.

Kal's been compromised

Sir, how does it work now?

Love is for children. I owe him a debt.

and that's what we need.

I was hoping you might join him.

He's got the same blood on his hands that Loki does.

THOR: Who showed you this power?

BANNER: I just want to finish my work here, and...

and if we don't stay focused, he'll succeed.

Is this love, Agent Golden?

You lie and kill

And I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.

They're not of Asgard, nor any world known.

We all have small wieners

(AIR WHOOSHING)

I'm going to have to get in there and push.

These so-called "heroes"

but it's all on you.

That’s my secret, Burt

STARK: I'm just saying, pick a weekend.

Tourist. (GRUNTS)

You know, it's really just a huge honor

Get his attention.

And then snuggles after?

It looks like leprechaun juice.

(RAIL GUN FIRING)

Enjoy the moment.

BRIDGE TECH: Reflection panels engaged.

OLD MAN: Not to men like you.

ROMANOFF: I want to know what you've done to Agent Barton.

I have a ton of leftovers.

We all have small wieners

LOKI: Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity.

I was in Calcutta. I was pretty well removed.

Keep that engine down! Yes, sir.

There are always men like you

From outer space, an alien.

Threatening the safety of everyone on this ship

Because of him.

building in New York?

STARK: I could get there fastest.

Of course they are. I was directly involved.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Thats my secret, cap

Sir, please put down the spear.

to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.

That's my secret Cap I'm always tired

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

ROGERS: Time to go.

and when I Wield it...

That's my secret I never say anything

Yeah. Big man in a suit of armor.

oh piles! piles! i'll fruit scankles it only you fuck the chamber up to waisstoeppndk men in star space SRITAS suits! you'd better not be referring to NASA or the air force.

I got red in my ledger.

STARK: How about that?

ROGERS: Loki needs a power source.

Y'all SO PETTY...AND TINY

Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us,

FURY: Sound a general call.

It's not just power he craves, it's vengeance, upon me.

Puny group members.

that you crave subjugation.

no crevice where he cannot find you.

BARTON: I need these vehicles.

the quantum trying to tunnel effect. the quantum trying to tunnel effect.

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Funny things are.

of remarkable people

ROMANOFF: Captain, none of this is going to mean a damn thing

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You're saying that this Asgard is declaring war on our planet?

Now, I don't know what you plan on doing here.

STARK: The rest of the raw materials,

COULSON: Location?

STARK: Actually, I'm planning to threaten you.

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But given that it's a stupid-ass decision,

STARK: I think I would just cut the wire.

Security breach. It's on you.

This place is about to blow

Loki, did he get away?

(CMLIANS CLAMORING)

These guys come from legend. They're basically gods.

That's my secret, Andrea...

The Army is here trying to contain the violence

PEPPER: Come on in. We're celebrating.

LOKI: How will your friends have time for me

You're not going alone. You're gonna stop me?

that’s my secret marissa I’m always stressed

I don't see how that's a party

and when he screams, I'll split his skull.

and you're going to leave the fate of the human race

(HULK GROANING)

Clear out the tech below.

Are you really sure about that?

The Chitauri grow restless.

could you show Dr. Banner to his laboratory, please?

(BEEPING INCREASES TEMPO)

But given that it's a stupid ass decision, I have elected to ignore it

Give yourself 12% of the credit.

STARK: Shut it down, Dr. Selvig.

(THUNDER RUMBLING) (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

but we do know that billionaire Tony Stark's Iron Man...

about the cellist. Is that still a thing?

This is a child at prayer.

It is a signal to all the realms

That's my secret cap'n I'm always tired

Phase 2 isn't ready. Our enemy is.

That's My Secret, Cap. I'm always crispy.

Loki's scepter.

S.H.I.E.L.D. monitors potential threats.

They've got an excellent observatory in Tromsø.

Send Thor as well.

the pie is your baby give yourself 12 percent credit.

That's my secret cap'n, I'm always on fire

I, who was, and should be, king!

Handsome fee, private plane, very remote.

Oh, you are. Absolutely.

unlimited power.

I’d like to know why Justin is using money to buy animals of mass destruction

That's my secret, cap I'm always thinking about bear anuses.

HILL: Those cards,

One out of five... (GRUNTS)

Son, just don't.

That can be harmful.

Josh is trolling

It seems to run on some form of JavaScript

and drop a hundred feet of rock on us.

It means the portal won't collapse on itself