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but then he gived up.
I love that stain. It looks like Barbara Stanwyck.
- I worked my ass off on this invention. - Well, clearly not all of it.
Now can I join computer club?
- and a stable of horses in Ryetown... - Jesus!
But since you came all the way out here,
Not that you care about our anniversary. You forgot it.
Oh, my God.
at a party I'm throwing this weekend?
You stole from me!
You hocked our locket for your little salad thing?!
Pussy.
You should be thanking me.
Who wants ice cream?
Oh, honey, we haven't done anything like that in years.
you start a family, and the kids don't appreciate you.
Hey, you guys want to do something really fun?
feeling every bump in the goddamn road
They never learn .......so.eday
Stupid dick!
And coming from your balls, that means a lot.
Yeah!
Just let me go home!
You know what? Just go! Never go home for all I care!
She's the genius! I hate school!
You think I'd bring you back
That means you better get her one and it better be good.
Every Thursday at noon, Greg's got to look at pants in this very store.
- Oh, my balls! - I'm sorry.