Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"No longer will your salad be held prisoner by the forces of moisture.

No pressure, dear.

Don't you have to work tonight?

Mr. and Mrs. Murphy, this is Vice Principal Eugene Menard...

But I've been up since 5:30,

I spent all night building a mock-up in my garage.

coming out of your basement last night?

An Oriental boy.

I've got my eyes on that big end-of-the-year pizza party.

If Vic finds us here like this, he'll go crazy!

Maureen got a perfect score.

Oh, I love hearing our names together.

we'll spring the Salad Tosser on them!

You told me you got that job from the Employment Office.

Come on! It'll be fun.

Oh, well, happy anniversary to you, too.

Why'd you do that?

- Oh, Jesus, Frank! - I'm sorry!

- Honey, I don't think this is happening. - Okay.

I'm pulling my weight now!

Oh, yes, right. The pitch.

Ooh. I think that's a big present.

Mother.fuckers always lie

Like, you caught us on Greg's "Pants Shopping Day."

Sue, once upon a time, I was a young housewife, just like you:

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Our daddy ran over a dummy once,