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-have to get back in that trap. -Yeah.
COMMENTATOR: Patriots with the ball at their own
how is "salmonella" the only word you spelled correctly?
-(groans) -(booing and jeering continues)
CHARLIE: Where is it? It was right here.
I'm gonna... I'm gonna wear green.
* Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time *
-nine yard line. -Oh!
-* On the road to victory * -* Fight, fight, fight *
(all cheering)
Oh, shit, what happened? What changed?
"Closed for salmonella because Super Bowl."
Uh, okay. Okay.
(booing, honking in distance)
(groans)
Yeah, no, I-I totally get that.
* Score a touchdown, one, two, three *
The rituals. They say you're caught in a bear trap.
* On the road to victory. *
I ate my brown, and it worked!
IM NOT AN EAGLES FAN
-(groaning) -(chains clattering)
And I drink yellow, because beer is yellow,
And I got two words for them: fūćƙ 'em!
Okay, do you know what's not right...
Wasn't too bad.
I'm not a Cowboy fan I'm a Tony Romo fan
Oh! Shit!
as the other one did. I...
* Later we'll have some pumpkin pie *
I AM NOT AN EAGLES FAN! I AM A SAQUON BARKLEY FAN