Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, now you be quiet. Shhh.
no, not exactly.
- The dog, Steve. - Take it easy, Jane.
Maybe, after a good night's sleep.
It absorbs flesh on contact, like an acid.
And I'm tellin' you, Marty boy, we're goin' up there this weekend,
Because I know you.
- He won't be home. - Just checking.
It must have absorbed the old man completely.
Hey, why don't you come with us? It'll do you some good.
- Back from where? - Lieutenant, was it burglars?
No, it's too big for that, and it's impossible to cut it.
When!
You just can't stop being the champion like that. You've gotta meet a challenger.
Why don't you do something? Do something!
- But I still don't see why you had to call our folks. - Dave, it's for you.
Well, it's kind of like a ma...
I've got something very important to do, Danny, but it's got to be a secret.
You know we didn't tear up Doc's house. How long have you known me?
What do you mean?
Mrs. Porter, did you hear any gunshots tonight?
Gotta live a little. You gotta go, you know?
Here comes Dave.
And glides and slides across the floor
Okay, everybody, quiet down a minute.
Okay, I give up.
What's going on here, Jim? Steve!
Danny!
I'm supposed to be home asleep. If they think I'm loose, they'll never believe us.
Yes, sir.
What am I gonna do with you kids? You know I don't wanna haul you in.
That's all I can tell you right now.
- He's right, Lieutenant. - You've been wrong before.
Now try to stay absolutely still.
Hello. Is Dr. Gilpen there?
- You wanna come with me? - Oh, no, man. We're going to the flicks.
You better take his pulse. But don't touch that material on his right hand.
Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go.
Forget it. The place is all locked up now.
You! Boy, this time you've really hung yourself.
- What do we do now? - We're gonna call the police. They want evidence.
It's not dead, is it?
Hey, maybe we can help. Let's get some guys together.
- I'll see if I can find the fuse box. - Okay.
- Check back in, then. - Right.
That's funny. The door's not locked.
Bertie got some idea what this is?
What? Walk out of the movie?
Guarding us against what, darling?
I saw this thing kill Dr. Hallen tonight.
Okay. Now what do we do?
You're crazy if you go. Can't you see it's a gag?
Yes.
Well, your friends, Tony, Mooch and Al.