HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
At this point in your life, I know you'll never dislike me...
What are the most sexy holidays? Most sexy holidays are 4th of July…Independence Day, obviously
- That's so nice. - But she just died.
- It's a teacherjoke, sorry. - Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
- Hey, look, it's ready. - What am I gonna do?
What's it all about?
Oh.
- Please don't do that. - Got my dirty little hands in your pudding.
I wanna let you know up front I've got control issues in the kitchen.
He spends Thanksgiving with his nana. She passed away.
That's it, we're leaving. Let's get out of here.
Play something for us before we start.
- We talked about this. - It's not a big deal.
Is there any point?
It's hour nine. I'm starving.
- I put it on permanent press. - Good, so you don't have to iron it.
- We deserve to be happy. - You guys, don't even get up.
- Okay. Um, other people's stuff. - Private.
That's right. I need long sustained mashes.
It ain't so quirky to eat a lot of turkey
and I got the last turkey in America.
It's parade time.
- Hey, Paul. - Hey, Nicholas.
Oh. - What is that?
Let's just say that I'm good. I'm really, really good.
Hey, Jess.
Mr. Copycat. That's where I get my copies made.
- What is pumpkin pie? - Do all the things you do...
- I don't think Nick likes me very much. - No.
Wait, wait! We can still do this. What are you guys doing?
- Yeah, buddy. - You kidding me?
the heat of my body will warm it up. - This is turning me on a bit.
and with a little coaxing, he might fiddle with the old horsehairs.
- You don't know my grandpa's name. - Mason on your dad's...
Right, okay. Um...
Then we are going to Best Buy for Black Friday.