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It's Jess
Put it this way. A normal guy would've left a long time ago and he's still here.
He's the only guy I've liked since Spencer.
And I'll be right back.
- What are the most sexy holidays? - Most sexy holidays are Fourth of July, uh...
Where the hell are they going?
And the turkey is named Hank.
- Is the turkey named Paul? - It's a real guy.
He's just doing fair tradesies.
- Paul. - Yeah?
- I'm gonna double-dip. - It's so gross.
Because now the entire bowl of walnuts is compromised.
Well, uh, only if you don't mind being enchanted.
Could be. Hey, do you wanna watch football? Maybe the Lions?
Thank you so much for helping backstage this year.
Not about politics or small business loans...
- What thing? I don't do a thing. - You get mean and you make that turtle face.
No pressure. Just, like, cooking a turkey, for example.
- I'm so sorry, Paul. - Oh, it was so fun.
- No, no, no. - No, Schmidt.
- Will you help me? - Definitely not.
Because you made me feel like I was a really bad girl.
You're gonna say the first thing that pops in your head.
- Great. - You heard me! Bigtime! Okay?
- I'm with Genzlinger. - I have an idea.
and slice him off a piece of this pumpkin pie, okay?
Dead body! Dead body!
What if I invite Cece?
Nice work if you can get some.
All right. - Yeah.
Would you eat this filthy walnut?
I need you not to do that thing that you do.
No, not you.
I know.
It's robot turkey. It was Grandma's favorite.