HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Could be. Hey, do you wanna watch football? Maybe the Lions?
It's robot turkey. It was Grandma's favorite.
It's Jess
No pressure. Just, like, cooking a turkey, for example.
And the turkey is named Hank.
- What are the most sexy holidays? - Most sexy holidays are Fourth of July, uh...
- Is the turkey named Paul? - It's a real guy.
What if I invite Cece?
Not about politics or small business loans...
Put it this way. A normal guy would've left a long time ago and he's still here.
I know.
- What thing? I don't do a thing. - You get mean and you make that turtle face.
and slice him off a piece of this pumpkin pie, okay?
Would you eat this filthy walnut?
- Great. - You heard me! Bigtime! Okay?
And I'll be right back.
Dead body! Dead body!
- Paul. - Yeah?
- I'm gonna double-dip. - It's so gross.
No, not you.
Nice work if you can get some.
Because now the entire bowl of walnuts is compromised.
He's just doing fair tradesies.
Thank you so much for helping backstage this year.
- Will you help me? - Definitely not.
He's the only guy I've liked since Spencer.
- No, no, no. - No, Schmidt.
All right. - Yeah.
- I'm with Genzlinger. - I have an idea.
I need you not to do that thing that you do.
- I'm so sorry, Paul. - Oh, it was so fun.
You're gonna say the first thing that pops in your head.
Because you made me feel like I was a really bad girl.
Where the hell are they going?
Well, uh, only if you don't mind being enchanted.