Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Are you, Rick?
They blew up.
Is there really an award called the appley for apple-related ad campaigns?
You win. Can we go home now?
I am going to work. Goodbye.
HUH?! ARE YOU A CAKE?! YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!
Hi HI
What do you want me to teach you?
We need 10cc of concentrated dark matter, stat, or he'll die!
Look at look at this.
Oh, man, Rick!
Have you been drinking, Rick?
Concentrated huh?
Totes malotes, dawg.
Come on, Morty.
Oh, wait. No wonder.
There's something about the air and just the way the sunshine is.
When someone tells you instructions but you immediately forget.
Rick!
- Could we nominate me? - Yes.
Come up here.
Make-or-break time.
It's an obsession for them at this point.
Isn't your grandpa, like, a scientist?
Move it up, actually, if you can.
I'm never gonna live this down, am I?
What are we gonna do?
- What?! - Listen to me, Morty.
What?! No!
I guess they really do have concentrated dark matter.
Apples are food.
tegsgdg
Why are you dressed like a waiter?
And once again, I'm flying away with everything i can carry.
I'm done with him.
5 x 9 is at least 40!
If you got married I swear to God Jack
It's all here, Rick!
specifically about apples, like... an appley or something.
Ow!
We had some good times together, Morty?
Morty, keep your hands off your ding-dong!
There's not even a single word