Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Candidates, if elected, what will you do?

♪ You gotta have Jeff, Jeff, Jeff ♪

I found the distinction between duck and goose arbitrary

Well I guess it would be nice If I could be on DMT

I think 9l11 was bad.

I'm assuming. Yeah?

Okay. Here we go.

Jeff Winger's got this thing in the bag.

- Hello. - Oh, thank God.

Where did you get that?

For my closing statement,

Oh, my God, Pierce. Go to the health center.

They love it when you shuffle the words around.

Did he change his last name?

Resolved, then.

- Pbbt! Pbbt! - Pop. Pop.

I'm going to crush you

- It's like God spilled a person. - And Vicki.

and the head of our student government which doesn't exist.

I guess I noticed because I'm used to being the only observer.

That's close enough.

No matter what you're told, we have to clean the mold.

- Countdown has begun. - Tonight, one student will be president,