Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Smart, attractive, but easily vexed. - Leonard Rodriguez.

I'm running on a platform of school improvement.

And yet I won't. Case in point!

I'm gonna eat your brains, chum

on Blu-ray so we can enjoy it? We've been made.

Hey, I'm Jeff Winger and I'd love to be on MTV's Real World: Seattle.

Abed, those guys in the suits are trashing your dorm room real bad, bro.

Are you in here?

Yeah, I actually withdraw my candidacy.

Folks, who do you want shaking Joe Biden's hand at 5 p. M?

My presentation is a copy of Jeff Winger's

Garrett. Okay, Garrett.

Or you wish I was suspicious so that you would have an excuse to see me.

Oh, right, because politics are all about larger causes.

Well, it's good to know there's a floor on this thing. So...

Are you saying Greendale is dirty?

I'm told that Dean Pelton is prepared to announce a winner.

Did you know you could make napalm out of yeast, water, and sugar?

Well, you cannot dress up like Uncle Sam.

I'm the only one who's trying to get something done.

This is exactly what happened 10 years ago.

I think wind should be cold and students armed and polite

And I say, "Size more? Try size less." Ha-ha-ha.

Freshly squeezed, or so help me God, Maurice.

Oh, we've got our first nominee.

With eleven votes cast...Eleven? Come on, people

Can I get an apple juice, please?