Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My presentation is a copy of Jeff Winger's

Well, it's good to know there's a floor on this thing. So...

Freshly squeezed, or so help me God, Maurice.

I'm gonna eat your brains, chum

Oh, we've got our first nominee.

And I say, "Size more? Try size less." Ha-ha-ha.

I'm the only one who's trying to get something done.

Folks, who do you want shaking Joe Biden's hand at 5 p. M?

Can I get an apple juice, please?

I'm running on a platform of school improvement.

Or you wish I was suspicious so that you would have an excuse to see me.

Oh, right, because politics are all about larger causes.

Hey, I'm Jeff Winger and I'd love to be on MTV's Real World: Seattle.

I think wind should be cold and students armed and polite

Garrett. Okay, Garrett.

With eleven votes cast...Eleven? Come on, people

This is exactly what happened 10 years ago.

Abed, those guys in the suits are trashing your dorm room real bad, bro.

And yet I won't. Case in point!

Are you in here?

Are you saying Greendale is dirty?

Yeah, I actually withdraw my candidacy.

- Smart, attractive, but easily vexed. - Leonard Rodriguez.

Did you know you could make napalm out of yeast, water, and sugar?

I'm told that Dean Pelton is prepared to announce a winner.

Well, you cannot dress up like Uncle Sam.

on Blu-ray so we can enjoy it? We've been made.