Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Wow, you got me pegged. - Democracy. What a ruse.

I'm sorry you weren't a more obvious potential threat to the country.

I went too far. I'm sorry.

We've all been 19, Jeff, and none of us did this.

of course it's dirty. Everyone knows that.

Sir, we're gonna have to move on to city college.

So anyone who wants to be president,

You've done so much for our city.

There's an elevated threat level at Greendale. But don't worry.

You know, you gotta ask yourself right now... What's up with politics?

Nobody that treats a friend the way I did is fit to represent the student body.

My name is Jeff. I'm no politician.

There are people in the parking lot singing that song.

Anything suspicious. Because you think I'm suspicious?

Creepy, seems Greek , possible drug dealer.

Okay. I'm in the room.

We tend to take democracy for granted in America.

And freedom, well, I think that's just a little bit better.

According to our polls, the campus is almost evenly divided.

No, I was just another jerk trying to win a contest.

Real nice. Is it too much to ask you to pitch in?

Honk twice for yes, once for no.

All in good time, kiddo.

That's not really relevant.