Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you, Ms. Perry.

Troy, I'm out. Me too.

The assailant known only as The Ass Crack Bandit

The landslide winner of the student election

Don't call me Kickpuncher. Call me David.

Bring it on, Ponce de Leon. I'm gonna, Greg Muldunna.

Oh, it's a girl. Look at this.

Would have done. I went with four.

Well, another one makes the cut. Congratulations, Leonard.

Improving Greendale takes more than ideas, Annie.

Hearts have been stirred, perhaps broken.

Uh... Vicki. Who's up for some Vicki?

You're gonna split the vote and Star-Burns is gonna end up president.

So I go into the bathroom with Tom,

Vice president Joe Biden

And you deserve to be allowed to do it?

If I'm elected, the black mold will be removed from the east stairwell.

You were right the whole time.

You freak people out, you know that? You look weird.

Keep in mind the margin of error is about 98 percent.

- All right, first up is this fella. - Let's go, come on.

This is Special Agent Keenlan of the Secret Service.

Pierce Hawthorne, your platform?

Knock it off. You're not running sincerely.

Couldn't you just pick the sixth kid every time? That's what I...

People are pretty excited about this black mold issue.

- Oh, Jeffrey, no. - I hate you!