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I put a clock-radio in the trashcan one day, trying to be cute, got caught.
Never had no call to.
You're just pissed off that they didn't recognize you when you walked in.
All right, all right. Come and see him and get that knockout shit, all right?
Yeah, on your own thing.
Hey, I saw that, you little fuck. What's your name?
That's Theresa D'Agostino. Mario D's kid?
You gotta push it in three times before you try to start it.
No, I'm good, really. I'm good to go.
He killed a witness, huh?
It's all yours, Sergeant.
BPI number and a pretty good sheet.
Oh, man, I ain't gotta ask her nothing.
Everybody likes everybody when they're kissing.
There's more of those things laying around the streets of West Baltimore...
We found him with two in his chest and one in his mouth.
I need Omar, Jimmy.
Not unless he likes them over 50 and asshole-ugly.
And you...
One ass-whupping and we back off like some bitches.
Drink that shit.
He run with this little freak up at the high school.
Yeah. Marlo's serious.
See? That's how they do.
Yo, check out the girl.
The lay of the land.
I'm Major Colvin.
James been dead.
Look at how much I make. I'm not even close...
But you signed a separation agreement that gives me another $1,000 in alimony.
- Yo. - What's up, boss?
Let's treat it like a real job. Say $5 an hour.
Just curious.
Got all that good real estate near downtown.
this is the lesser evil.
because you've not been complying with our directives.
Yo, faggy, why you touch my butt?
My mom died about a week ago, and...
$30 on a day, max.
I ain't going to no Hamsterdam.
What you got?
Jimmy, don't.
What? What did I say?
Got the red tops, y'all, red tops!
Marlo what?
Well, then be one.
Now that he's out in the open, why don't you pull him up and ask him?
You a soldier, huh?
But it's like nothing's really wrong with him...
We'll get there.
I get up early next morning, follow him from his door to a lunch meeting...
I mean, gainfully employed.
He fingered a dirty guard up at Jessup, apparently.
The fact remains that the Police Department can't do it alone.