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I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
This is terrible. 500 years in the future.
I think I've figured out how to do it.
No. There is something I can do.
No Muslims killing Jews. No Christians bombing abortion clinics.
Charmed to meet you, Ms...
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys
Well, you're a faggot. Continue.
Oh, for the love of God, how much longer?
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Now, I for one, think that evolution is bunch of bullcrap.
and that monkey had a mutant retard baby
and they're mature enough to handle anything.
Careful, darling. The school board doesn't like it when we...
- It's simple science, Kyle. - You'll die, retard!
Yeah, you see? I knew that would happen.
having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations.
has been dead for over 500 years.
- We have to get out of here. - What?
You're right. It's so simple.
What?
It's almost like you're one of the guys!
There's no such thing as a Nintendo Wii.
she's a retarded fish-frog?
Would you believe it, simply because it can't be disproven?
I am not teaching evolution in my class!
What? But, Dick,
Hey, everyone, I'm an atheist!