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I'm not a monkey! I'm a woman!
"You put so many things in my vagina, maybe I should charge you."
Fry professor amy robot fry Can't do this
Give this monkey what she wants Uncle David!
Come on, you. You're gonna have to sit in the dunce chair!
but it is the year 2546.
Your family, your friends, everyone you knew
Nintendo Wii.
I warn you, Principal Victoria,
I'm waiting for the new Nintendo Wii to come out.
Shut up faggot!
Safe where, butthole?
Bender scruffy Disgustme
We believe that somebody you knew in your time
Heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind
There's something we need from you first.
Yeah, almost.
Going down to Wake Forest Gonna throw some darts tonight
- It's still three weeks. - Oh, God! Okay, how long now?
Richard Dawkins is a world-renowned evolutionary scientist.
Well, there's just...
Who, me?
and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean
Ms. Garrison! Ms. Garrison, could I have a word with you, please?
For you ya hussy
So I told my gynaecologist,
That does it! I am not waiting three weeks!
The farmer takes Mrs. garrisons boobies, The farmer takes Mrs. Garrison’s boobies, hi ho the Dario, the farmer takes Mrs. garrisons boobies The cheese stands alone, the cheese stands alone, hi ho the Dario, the cheese stands alone