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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Oh. Damn it.
That's not good. Try another three.
Ugh. What a scam. Suckering poor saps who believe in destiny.
WHAT THE FUCK
[crowd claps]
Beat it, peewee. The kiddie rides are that way.
Kept alive by the miracle of science,
if you like raw eggs.
Come on, deal the cards.
Insert coin.
[kisses] Give me a kiss. It's gonna be okay. Okay, bubbeleh?
It's a freak show from where I am, too.
I have a severe allergy to hay, and manure,
Edith.
Wow! This malnutrition is really slimming.
He's not a child laborer.
Elfo!
[grunts]
But tempting fate like this? It's risky.
I am pretty good with a deep-fryer, but it's not worth it.
Wait, you're an actual talking cat?
Full disclosure, I am standing on two stools.
Don't take this the wrong way, but shut up, Elfo.
-Bean! -Elfo!
-[bell dings] -[steam whistle blows]
In those brief moments between sleep and wakefulness,
[man] Wait! We know two more songs!
Oh, Lady Bowmore, welcome back!
♪ When the king breaks The kingdom will fall ♪
When I wake up, it's even worse.
And now, the velvet curtain parts to reveal Edith,
[grunting]