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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[bell dings] -[steam whistle blows]
WHAT THE FUCK
[kisses] Give me a kiss. It's gonna be okay. Okay, bubbeleh?
Don't take this the wrong way, but shut up, Elfo.
[man] Wait! We know two more songs!
It's a freak show from where I am, too.
Beat it, peewee. The kiddie rides are that way.
Full disclosure, I am standing on two stools.
[grunting]
Come on, deal the cards.
-Bean! -Elfo!
Oh. Damn it.
Wow! This malnutrition is really slimming.
Kept alive by the miracle of science,
Edith.
[grunts]
Wait, you're an actual talking cat?
I have a severe allergy to hay, and manure,
When I wake up, it's even worse.
♪ When the king breaks The kingdom will fall ♪
if you like raw eggs.
Ugh. What a scam. Suckering poor saps who believe in destiny.
That's not good. Try another three.
[crowd claps]
And now, the velvet curtain parts to reveal Edith,
But tempting fate like this? It's risky.
Oh, Lady Bowmore, welcome back!
In those brief moments between sleep and wakefulness,
He's not a child laborer.
Elfo!
Insert coin.
I am pretty good with a deep-fryer, but it's not worth it.
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