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Aw, come here, you fat-ass lunatic.
That doesn't matter, Edith.
One of my freaks is giving me a lot of static.
No, it's not.
[robots whirring]
[gasps] Elfo!
[Elfo] You've got a pretty voice.
[Bean yells]
-[metal clanks] -[Elfo] Ow!
Tarot cards, my ass! That fortune don't make no sense.
[gasps]
Oh! Is he some sort of an electric man?
Edith. [chuckles]
And at a quarter a pop, you're very affordable.
I think there is no finer place to call my new home
I know you can't say "freak," and I know you can't say "home,"
Oh, Elfo. Just one.
-Zip it, Edith. -Yeah, Edith.
Bup, bup, bup. Members only. Sorry, madam.
[Edith] Ooh, that's the worst three cards I've ever dealt.
-[yelps] -Gotcha!
[exclaims]
-Well, he's a teeny, little guy-- -Got it!
Shiyoo-yoo!
No, Elfo, I can't. I'm cursed.