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How'd you like a very fast elf?
How do you wanna die? Slowly or extra slowly?
[grunting and babbling]
Guys, I don't know what Scruffles the Cat is up to here,
[horn blares]
-"Disruption"? -[yells]
-Ow! -I learned that
-[tires screech] -[woman] Hop on, hot stuff.
Every tattoo tells a tale.
I like you better than that other cat. He questioned my sanity.
End of the pier and keep walkin'.
[gasping]
I give you a place to sleep. I give you unlimited cold hot dogs.
Pussy cat's got fleas!
[gasps] No, Edith! Where did she go?
[singing] ♪ Rock-a-bye, Zøggy In the treetops ♪
Hi, Edith.
I hate you, Dad.
-"Doom. Despair." And "Death." -"Doom. Despair. Death."
Anyone who falls in love with me meets a horrible fate.
Get outta here, ya smug little bastards. You're gonna peak in kindergarten!
[blows raspberry and honks]
That was you, right?
The cards, come on. Give me some of that sweet predestination.
I've been hanging off a blimp for, like, a while.