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-Ow! -I learned that
Every tattoo tells a tale.
I hate you, Dad.
-"Doom. Despair." And "Death." -"Doom. Despair. Death."
I give you a place to sleep. I give you unlimited cold hot dogs.
[grunting and babbling]
The cards, come on. Give me some of that sweet predestination.
-"Disruption"? -[yells]
End of the pier and keep walkin'.
How do you wanna die? Slowly or extra slowly?
[blows raspberry and honks]
I like you better than that other cat. He questioned my sanity.
Get outta here, ya smug little bastards. You're gonna peak in kindergarten!
Anyone who falls in love with me meets a horrible fate.
Guys, I don't know what Scruffles the Cat is up to here,
-[tires screech] -[woman] Hop on, hot stuff.
Pussy cat's got fleas!
I've been hanging off a blimp for, like, a while.
[horn blares]
How'd you like a very fast elf?
[singing] ♪ Rock-a-bye, Zøggy In the treetops ♪
[gasping]
Hi, Edith.
That was you, right?
[gasps] No, Edith! Where did she go?