Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh.
Bye.
You no good, low-down, Coolympians.
And now, to judge this epic battle...
Michael, is that you? It's Cleveland.
- to determine which contestant is cooler.
...yeah, ahem, it'll work.
Kid's a genius too.
And I know you're becoming a man and there's a few things you should know.
...or a hand in a glove or a hot dog in a doughnut.
Because he's round and eats everything in sight.
Dot-dot-dash, dot-dot-dash, dot-dash, dot-dash.
Ask the albino kid, he's dying to be included in something.
...and is headed to university.
Now, as for Joanna, try to initiate physical contact.
...maybe you should take him more often.
Through good times and bad times It's true love we share
Not bad. Now turn around and make it clap.
See you at the Coolympics, chump.
Heh-heh-heh. Oh, man. Kid ate five sandwiches.
DAD! Mom fainted because breakfast was SO GOOD! The End!
I don't know, Cleveland.
All right. See you tomorrow.
- Later, fool. - I'm gonna give him the sex talk!
Now I call this kid Pac-Man.
For our final event, and just for a little tension...
Even my board gets mad play.
- Time to make him pay. - Yeah.
I wanna put you by the seashore and grow old in you.
...I'm gonna go see what that Chevron with the Techron's all about.
I'm here for my alimony check, which I'll take in cash.
If only there was some way to prove it.
Please welcome the only professional skateboarder in the universe, Tony Hawk.